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About Me

It’s been a while, so I thought I might update this for the new people around my little corner of the internet

Call me Sansa or R, I answer to both

American Jew

I love cats, chocolate, reading, writing, drinking tea, big sweaters, playing the piano and singing (although I’m not very good), the ocean, gothic architecture, art museums, folk ballads, and crying about war poetry

Bucky Barnes enthusiast and Braime shipper trash

Some of my media hyperfixations: ASOIAF and its related media, Supernatural, the MCU, Lord of the Rings, The Terror (2018), War and Peace, Les Mis, SAS Rogue Heroes, Babylon Berlin, 1917 (2019), HBO war shows

Fascists, racists, warmongers, and bigots of any kind will be sent to the grinder on sight. This includes TERFs, because trans women are women

Original posts are under #the creature talks and #my edit

Picrew tag is #portrait of the leftenant as a young lady

Political stuff is #us politics

Testimonials:

“The funniest person on this website”- tumblr user Pruneratfaverolls

“A hot leprechaun”- some drunk lady in Boston

“Likes Andrei Bolkonsky a normal amount”- tumblr user turtlecactus

“Woke feminist” -some internet rando

“Ur mind….I’d like to live there” -Andy saturnwisteria

“I fear I know not what goes on in your brain but I believe it is a beautiful place” - tumblr user schofielded

“Give Sansa a war guy she will deconstruct his gender” - tumblr user lovelacebarbee

“You can trust Sansa’s book recommendations” —tumblr user nedlittle

#about me #intro post

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geyfrog

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

rosepresse

Clytemnestra, John Collier, 1882 / Gone Girl, David Fincher and Gillian Flynn, 2014

#saw the orestia and yeah this is what happened

binturong-of-the-day

The binturong of tiredness

ancientnames

[pale, haggard, trembling, eyes red and full of tears, gripping the countertop, staring into the mirror]

lord huron ......................

[collapses, roommate calls an ambulance]

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renthony

It's wild to watch the phrase "tumblr sexyman" morph into "man that tumblr thinks is sexy," because when I first saw the phrase come into use, I always saw it used in reference to the phenomenon of "when presented with a wide array of fictional characters, tumblr will always pick the skinny white man to obsess over, and if the fan-favorite character has no canonical human appearance, the fandom will inevitably create a popular fanon of the character as as a skinny white man."

When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.

"Tumblr sexyman" is, like. An insult. I DON'T want any of my blorbos to win a "tumblr sexyman" poll. "Tumblr sexyman" is the exact opposite of what I want my own OCs to be. If any of my characters ever get called "tumblr sexyman," I will have to immediately re-evaluate myself and the art I'm making.

renthony

Things I think of when I hear "tumblr sexyman":

Cecil Night Vale, as previously mentioned.

Oncelercest, because if there aren't two skinny white men to ship, tumblr fandom will start shipping the skinny white man with himself.

Bill Cipher inexplicably being fanon'd as a white twink despite being a fucking triangle.

Everyone fawning over Marvel Loki while shoving every woman and Black person in the MCU aside.

The way nearly every single character in Hazbin Hotel has the same "tall and skinny" body type, along with all the criticisms Black audience members have made about the issues with Alastor's design.

The way tumblr got obsessed with the white man villain in Sinners.

fuckrozanov

FIHMF!!!!!!!!

medievalthymes

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

redstonedust

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

knucklecurve

alexander “sasha” hockeycoachevich nolastname

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lakecoded

jaime lannister 1oa draft to the vegas golden knights

kaaartz

ilya inspired by leyendecker… happy 2026 everyone!!!

louisegluckpdf

none who ask me what i plan on doing with my master’s degree shall prosper

aueua

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

#can’t live with em can’t live without em

boomer-mythology-destroyer

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sarcastictexas

So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.

neverendingmidnightsun

the most 2014 post possible

5ummit

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) || Thunderbolts* (2025)

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