dumb ass

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

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jon snow’s rotting corpse can officially get his learner’s permit ❤️

did you google how to take a screen shot

There's a gap in my resume because for two years I was serving ruinous powers

oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

BREAKING NEWS: American rock band My Chemical Romance announces they are taking all their fans out back and shooting them immediately. “It’s been a long time coming,” says frontwoman Gerard Way, adding that “They know what they did.”