kind of a milf reblog

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

Never getting over Charlie Kirk getting shot in the throat right after he uses it to downplay gun violence. Gotta be a top 3 assassination. Up there with Shinzo getting doohickey'd.

It's on some straight up Greek play shit. Man who uses his voice to justify violence and stir evil for years meets his end as that very violence tears out his throat. Poetic. Captured live from multiple angles. People stole his blood soaked merch to hock and his wife was giddy about sale numbers during his funeral.

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

in retrospect it's even crazier that the reason "girl" set this guy off was because it tangentially invoked the specter of the japanese

it took all of 3 minutes after interacting with transmascvoicesproject for me to get repeatedly sexually harassed in his notes, btw. hell of a "community" for "survivors" you got there

i think the thing that really stuck with me about this is the way that it frames trans women as cops for having specific words with specific definitions that have arisen out of material analysis rather than what something "feels like." just pure vibes-based reactionary nonsense from the tmras, as per usual. neologisms are a tool of last resort for serious political theorists!

glissa doms vorinclex btw

norn and sheoldred vary position-wise but spend the whole time trying to dominate the other. it's not very good but they keep doing it anyway

urabrask is ace and thats cool, more time for the great work

jin-gitaxias is a seething incel

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

you cannot put a scene in your game where my two partners get mad at me for not telling them about each other earlier when you did not mechanically give me the option to tell them about each other until this scene

one of the upsides of being a professional house cleaner in a queer owned business is that you get the vindictive satisfaction of seeing in person again and again just how many tme trans people still happily display their harry potter books and merch around their place. And it’s far more than you would think. Even the ones with the stickers going on about owning banned (trans) books. Honestly maybe especially those ones if we’re being honest. Nobody’s got any principles

Tumblrites will see you talk about transmisogyny and tell you to go outside and then you get to go back to work cleaning a they/he’s house who has 3 different hufflepuff scarves split across the rooms of their place by their gay art

I am asking you to endure it.

a lot of Gregory Berrycones in the notes missing the reference to my twelve note magnum opus from several hours prior in which the narrator silently begs an entity that isn't really God for death and the entity says no

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