DrSlouch

One chapter into Ulysses and I have 10 times more appreciation for that "Ogre barely even Literate!" meme

Everyone call Ogre stupid and it True! Ogre can only understand popular quotations like "Very well then, I contradict myself" and "Introibo ad altare Dei" not obscure references like "Thalatta!" and "the rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a mirror" that contextualize the characters' perspective on life within the lens of culture and literature!

just ran into the blair witch in the park—she was honestly so sweet. we chatted and laughed for hours. i don't think i'll be scared of a terrifying cackle ever again

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

is it moe or cringe that I refer to everyone as miss. Miss angel. miss doll. miss princess. i can't help it, that's part of my typing quirk

This isn’t fucking funny. My father was torn to pieces in the noob wars by a silver rank landmine

how does your dad being reduced to freelo protect our guild

MY FATHER BLED FOR THIS GUILD WHILE YOU WERE STILL IN THE TUTORIAL. YOU SMURF ON HIS VERY BONES.

Male privilege still exists among brown, gay, trans, and disabled men. Every man. Likewise, if you're white, you will always benefit from whiteness no matter who you are.

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

shorty got me looking up definitions!

Dragon time. Everybody stop what you’re doing and give the dragons your attention

Caterpillars aren’t exciting enough it should be random what comes out of the cocoon. And for my third wish make my tits bigger again

so fucking stupid that shaving doesn't make the hair stop growing there. i told you to stop that