*heptagon sun

notice that what initially seems to be a loud and colourful cat, on closer inspection, is a mere vertical dirigible

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

I apologize for calling your dog "mustard gravybait"

took estrogen for the first time and i got a reallt sharp pain in my head followed by a strong vision of sephiroth getting crucified

if you were to watch only the great works of the us cinema you could gain the mistaken impression that these are human beings with real thoughts emotions and a vibrant culture but if you watch a layer further you will see that these works appear nearly on accident, on the same level of cognition as a hyena eating a watermelon and randomly uttering clearly and unmistakably the phrase 'overwatch' before returning to its mindless gnawing

At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is baely alive

Marking you green on shinigami eyes for posting about wanting to kill dogs

Marking you red for talking about your boyfriend

I've been in talks with tumblr management to replace the website with my self