juniper

if i were a river hog and you were also a river hog we could hoggle in the river together forever

big mans tanning in the sun.. what a life lived.

a great prank if your buddy had a lot of light would be to refract it through a prism. he freaks out about how it's separated into colours and then pow. you reveal its still the same light

is that motherfucker drinking white wine out of the bottle

That’s the yosemite road vineyards pinot grigio colombard. 2 for $9 at 711 and you’re supposed to drink it straight from the bottle

Men shouldn’t be drinking wine

I’m sick of your negativity 

go pats

Item: Vase of Some Guy; if you listen closely at the mouth of the vase you can hear him whispering. Don’t worry, it’s mostly just reviews of episodes of Big Bang Theory and complaints about how much he hates it when people put flowers in the vase

When this thing walks towards me I literally feel like I’m in hell

this is the music that plays during sleep paralysis 

his eyes say it all and it really really makes the video from an 8/10 to a full tenouttaten

You can just SEE the moment where they realise their girlfriend has walked in but they just. Keep. Singing.