to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

"You only like this character because she's a woman!" okay and you hate her because she's a woman, knowing that she has all the traits you would enjoy in a male character.

baby girl I can complicate situations you’ve never even thought of

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

if you get horny out of the blue it’s because you and that fictional man are fucking in his universe btw

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

Legit, getting a subscription on a fic I'd abandoned 10 years earlier spurred me into action to finish it (and write a sequel!)

A couple of my FAVORITE fics are unfinished. Read incomplete works and WIP's please!

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

what doesn’t kill you makes you cry on a bright sunny day

when i was like 5 i started waiting for something and never stopped

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction