junebugging through life

Yes, your seal is childproof, however, it is also 30 year old adult with carpal tunnel proof as well

cultivate bird-forward language. "Im so happy!" -> "im so harpy". Now you are a bird also

I told my therapist recently that buildings actually do need to sweat and breathe, and have what amounts to circulatory systems in their ventilation, water and electricity. If you leave a building closed up and stagnant for too long it will rot. He appeared genuinely shocked and touched and thanked me emphatically for the information

They should invent sleep that works

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

adult backpack wearers of the world unite