literally just some guy

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

pride flag for nonbinary asexual aromantic individuals that just says "not gonna do all that"

LMAO and Loam have the same letters. coincedence? or is this another shining truth that earth and soil is joyous and plentiful

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

Porcellio scaber “transgender”

shout out to the little monk in each of my cells that transcribes my DNA by candle light

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems