girl shaped goo 🫟

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

Do you love the colors of the combustion

reblog to make prev grow a cup size

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>…go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

I SAID HOLD STILL

people really think "i HATE this [genre/medium], so that should tell you how good this is when i say i liked it" is a good place to start their review from. like why would i listen to you. you hate the genre/medium. the one you like is probably not very good as an example of the genre or medium.

it finally happened. Dropped one of my earbuds down a bottomless pit. Gone forever

Why were you hanging out next to bottomless pits? Sorry for your loss btw

i sort packages at work. Some of them we have to put in a really big hole so their gone forever im pretty sure this has happened to everyone’s mail at some point

interesting… what kind of crimes does a package have to do to make it go in a big pit and gone forever?

it’s a today’s lucky winners situation

My 5 year plan .. being dope .. having fun .. chilling .. smiling

oh my god these are actually funny

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims