(\/)...(-_-)...(\/) < - lopster

doomscrolling thru the weather app

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

Is willy wanka still alive IRL cuz if no that timothy shallemet shit is direspectful as fuck

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.