We can explore Space together forever.

AITA for having big tits that are really soft and nice to look at and for having a great personality and loving nature as well as did i mention my tits are big

Ich, Gehirn ruiniert vom Englischsprechen: Ich bin gut, danke

Mein persönlicher Favorit war, als ich mich über eine dumme Meinung aufregen wollte und gesagt habe "Niemand in seinem rechten Geiste würde das ernsthaft sagen"

it’s always so wild when snl makes jokes about hating elon or kanye or recent public waves of antisemitism or transphobia and it’s just like ?? you literally invited all these people onto your show. RECENTLY. when they were already Controversial and specifically BECAUSE their controversy brings in ratings. like.. “i thought we all agreed this shit was bad who keeps giving these ideas a platform wow it’s so crazy who could have seen this coming tee hee” are you fucking kidding. the call is coming from inside 30 rock

[Image ID/ Tweet from Mary Gillis (@/ living_marble) reading: The world is not addicted to plastic. People don’t buy products in plastic packages because they just can’t get enough plastic, they buy them because there’s no other choice. Corporations are addicted to plastic, and governments are addicted to not regulating corporations. /End ID]

Could a mentally ill person do this ? *sends three emails*

Nvm I'm getting delayed anxiety about two of them the mental illness won

Like father like son.

i dont want to download tinder i want girls to invite me over through premonition and dreams

normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023

Mike Hawk, huh

Alot of what yall are calling "cottages" are fucking 8 bedroom estates.

my sister works in a restaurant and has taken to saying "do you think that's normal?" every time someone says something rude or is borderline harrassing her. fully doesn't engage except for telling them to Reflect. Look Inward. i'm obsessed with her.