adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

Stranger things where everything is the same but the monster is Jar Jar Binks

Who wants to see a FAT otter. A real ROUND boy. A HUGE man. A CHUNKY guy.

12,478 people, and counting

“You smell good” is in my top 5 for fav compliments

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO Y ENOJADO

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

I like your dad already

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

oh WOW

This is by far my most popular post.

Don’t question your worth, question those who made you feel worthless.

Destiny fulfilled

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