trash

I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year

The party is all half human  half other races looking for their shared human parent.

Change your url op

yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute

This is why geese are so arrogant

this hurled my wig into the rafters as a kid

people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

where’s my grandparent who will peacefully die of old age and give me a note only to open when i need it, revealing that they have gifted me their old farm that i can use to escape to if i ever need a reprieve from capitalist corporate life, in an idyllic town with lovely villagers and also a wizard

the hargreeves siblings have two brain cells shared amongst them and five has one of them