This is hilarious but I cannot stress enough never ever plug a strange USB into your computer Jesus Christ. You will get PC Chlamydia and die.

Professional computer guy here always stick weird flash drives into your computer it’s fun and sometimes you get to see Mikey’s meat

i don’t understand how people use instagram on the regular. just browsed it for 40 seconds and i’m already filled with more existential dread than i usually experience in a month

college? like the fanfiction au?

browsing anime pornography silently and without emotion and shaking my head solemnly when i see bad anatomy

the fact he can cross himself and invoke the lord and it only hurts but garlic will kill him outright implies garlic is more powerful then christ

did this happen in Connecticut

POWERFUL American Potion Ingredient: Secret New Jersey Baseball Mud

Fucking dumb bitch. How'd he even manage this shit.

we should kill him