Just Breathe

Stop doing it scared and start doing it scary. Invoke sheer eye-clawing terror into all those who have ever wronged you

Everyone keep sending your attacks. She can't protect him forever

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

in a stroke of art, my ap chemistry teacher accidentally sent our class a picture of her cat

this is as raw as data gets.

cop: great we have a motive, but we still need a description

I love how unapologetic he is. And rightfully so!! How you gone cry about being embarrassed when you weren't crying about barging into my home and threatening my life? No one was worried about anybody's children when they weren't the right color. They good. 🤷🏾‍♀️

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world