Jubilani's Jubilance

How it feels to be queer & disabled:

i dont WANT pride months to be over,

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI

More from the notes:

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

I have been reminded of:

I have now been informed of

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

i do not "Measure carefully" i do not "Use a pattern" i mark out some bullshit on some fabric and if it doesn't work i KILL EVERYBODY

there's a few approaches to the issue of historically using exclusively male language for God, such as compensation (using exclusively female language) or degendering (using they or just using God as a pronoun), but I also think there's a compelling third option is just treating all gendered language for God like drag; it is a little persona God puts on to condescend to our level. we can get a bit fun with it.