local unreliable narrator

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Happy pride month to him

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

Happy Pride

me: i think this open-back gown might be too revealing the gown, communicating directly with my brain stem: the purpose of human civilization is to perish by its own hand and become topsoil for a kinder species

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

Artemis in the Pastoral Symphony in Disney’s Fantasia (1940)