sometimes rpf is the highest form of flattery and sometimes rpf is atonement for their crimes

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

Starting a new religion. I'm not sure about the belief system yet, but the temples need to include obstacle courses of dangerous death traps that need to keep working for at least 2,000 years.

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

My sick one true love fetish……… my disgusting monogamous shipping……..

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

why did you take this screenshot in a sinister fog?

i'm always thinking of "why is his smile so radiant"

the more u look the more there is