*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

don’t care + didn’t ask + blood of akasha in me

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

They should invent a cat who doesn't want my baked beans

They should invent a cat who doesn't want my corn chips

Why is he a beautiful golden-eyed sculpture

no worse feeling than going on some subculture fashion clothing website and seeing the size chart runs from extra small to petite to pequeño to microscopique. yeah here at DeathKillFuckShadow Fantastique Cloth Imaginations i think you’ll find that we see the world a bit difference… we have bleak brutal imaginations… what if blood and fangs were COOL… but we cannot in our most tortured imaginations picture a woman who has a stouter frame than the fucking Insulindian Phasmid

Rest in peace, sir. I hope you're with your little friends now.