can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

Woah woah this has 1000 notes. I'm super flattered and I will bench press each and every one of you.

I can't believe you're this many notes in and nobody knows you handstitched the flag.

apparently, chinese goths have figured out how to do qing era costuming. jiangshi time.

I need to make sure @gothiccharmschool sees this.

This is AMAZING.

no feeling quite as delicious mixing up the exact perfect amount of dye for your hair

what fucking color is this

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

my tea bag broke

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing

it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store