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[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-
DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE
reblog to ruin a law student’s life
oh hello you’ve returned to us
Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.
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You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?
good
bad
great
awful
FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW
dead
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Just escaped from Hell thanks to the incredibly convenient road leading directly out! Apparently it was paved with good intentions? Thanks for those, everybody! They worked out great, just like always!
#i. yeah. terribly profound in a fairy-tale way #there was a door-to-door religion salesman i talked to when i little; kept hammering on about people getting tempted down the Road to Ruin #and i (genuinely confused) asked why more people didn't follow because surely Ruin was the best place to go if you wanted to help #he looked poleaxed and wandered away. i guess i can't blame him - i was about 9 and looked maybe 6. so that must have been unnerving for him #but that was my confusion with the whole heaven/hell set-up for years; surely heaven needs saints like a fish needs a bicycle #hell is where there is work to do (tags via @thoughtsformtheuniverse)
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???
WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.
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curiouser and curiouser
Which of Letterboxd's official 10 highest-rated Horror movies is your favorite?
Perfect Blue (1997) The Thing (1982) The Silence of the Lambs (1991) Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992) Psycho (1960) The Cremator (1969) Cure (1997) The Night of the Hunter (1955) Alien (1979) Kwaidan (1964) I don't watch horror movies/show results
Which of Letterboxd's official 10 highest-rated Horror movies is your favorite?
Perfect Blue (1997)
The Thing (1982)
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)
Psycho (1960)
The Cremator (1969)
Cure (1997)
The Night of the Hunter (1955)
Alien (1979)
Kwaidan (1964)
I don't watch horror movies/show results
I’ve had enough
Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?
Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him
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Hal: you've gained some muscles
Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out
Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.
Jason: steroids
Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*
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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?
Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not
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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass
Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?
Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it
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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?
Flash: yeah we could use him with this one
Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?
Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead
too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world
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WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.
Does miss Jpeg have a favorite toy?
she does!! when we play together, her favorite is a wand toy with a dragonfly on the end - but when she's playing solo, her favorite thing in the entire world is Toy Under Rug.
i will arrange several Toy Under Rug and she'll wrestle/bat them all across the room, cry for me to fix them (put Toy back Under Rug), rinse, and repeat. there's nothing she loves like Toy Under Rug.
advice for people that are actually doomed for real
"Net zero information post" is funny and all but I really like when a false claim is debunked and then supplemented with an explanation of where the error came from and like, extra information that helps inoculate against future misinfo
"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble
thats right folks. my peonis? cold and made of metal as fuuuuuck
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yesterday this tiny cat started following me home, until we walked past a chinese takeaway, at which point she fell to the sirens call of shrimp fried rice
this is immensely funny to me
