coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

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hmmmmm.... this shitpost from a user i dont know seems like a warm, safe place to lay an overshare egg 🥚

clearly he doesn't

what's particularly funny about this is that crows very notably flap a lot for their wingspan-- they rarely glide for longer than a few seconds and they basically never soar around on thermals the way birds of prey do. so this lil guy is definitely having fun doing something weird!

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself