oh so you’re evil? Name every resident.

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

soulbonding and soulmates get the magical thinking going. posts about how your f/o loves you even if xyz gets the moral ocd and social paranoia going. posts about your f/o defending you/caring for you after something stressful make me imagine the worst possible thing happening to me. cant do ask games because everyone will think im begging for attention. cant post about f/os other than sid, sid is proven to be a safe topic but if i post about other f/os people will find an arbitrary reason to think i am a terrible person for liking them. my brain is a tar pit.

soulmates and soulmate aus have actually always stressed me out a lot but its been hard to really articulate it until recently. what do you mean that person is bound to me forever in every single scenario and every timeline and every universe? they're being cosmically forced into proximity with me and cant refuse me? theyre being magically compelled to like me? why would i want that??? i'd really prefer to be chosen because they genuinely like me and want to spend time with me and not because the universe deemed it so. but in a soulmate scenario it's like you can't trust that anyone actually likes you because you could just be their cosmically ordained work buddy or favorite barista. logically this is a ridiculous thing to tie your brain in knots about but it really did keep me up as a kid

I love you self shippers with ocd who can't enjoy anything to the fullest sometimes because their head is full of worry for the world or whatever bullshit that keeps us up at night. I'm sorry, we can't fix the world on our own, please rest.

*with a dark and evil aura surrounding me* I'm shy

DUDE THIS KID SHREDS HARD

this is what dnd bards look like when they’re casting spells. like this dude is casting fucking power word kill but the power word is SHRED

Did you get the love I sent you telepathically?

pewdiepie was one of the harbingers of the alt right internet apocalypse i hate that skinny white man with all my heart

I blame him (at least partially) for the rise in anti-indian racism in the late 2010s to today and people look at me like I'm the friend who's too woke when I say that. But it's true

and you’d be right to blame him. he normalized the rise in anti-indian and anti-desi racism through “jokes.” it took me forever to take pride in my indian heritage bc of the culture he helped set up.

thats not fucking funny man my grandma died from an ageric reactioon to gagobears

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)