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#scythes rambles - general rambling from yours truly

#scythes reads - book stuff, what i'm reading/have read (see also: #scythes reads asoiaf for current reading of asoiaf)

#malpractice md posting - house m.d. nonsense I don't feel like maintagging, may include hot takes or occasional bitching

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probably time I post an actual about-me post so here it goes:

#scythes rambles #about me

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okay I’m doing it I’m watching Buffy. Why are these teenagers going to the club. Cordelia why are you going to the club.

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Buffy says she’s going to the club and her mom’s only concern is that there will be boys there??? Hello??? She’s SIXTEEN why is she at the club

3scythes

she brings a stake to school but not the club? girl….

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Oh NOW the bouncer is asking for ID???? dude…

3scythes

The vampire ate the bouncer and honestly I’m not mad he wasn’t doing his job. He was letting 16 year olds in.

#there’s a sign that says you must be 21 to be served alcohol but #if that’s the case why is the bouncer looking for ID. why would it matter if you’re letting 16 year olds in.#scythes watches btvs #scythes rambles

3scythes

okay I’m doing it I’m watching Buffy. Why are these teenagers going to the club. Cordelia why are you going to the club.

3scythes

Buffy says she’s going to the club and her mom’s only concern is that there will be boys there??? Hello??? She’s SIXTEEN why is she at the club

3scythes

she brings a stake to school but not the club? girl….

3scythes

Oh NOW the bouncer is asking for ID???? dude…

#the vampires aren’t breaking my immersion the 16 year olds at the club is #scythes watches btvs #scythes rambles

3scythes

okay I’m doing it I’m watching Buffy. Why are these teenagers going to the club. Cordelia why are you going to the club.

3scythes

Buffy says she’s going to the club and her mom’s only concern is that there will be boys there??? Hello??? She’s SIXTEEN why is she at the club

3scythes

she brings a stake to school but not the club? girl….

#scythes watches btvs #scythes rambles

3scythes

okay I’m doing it I’m watching Buffy. Why are these teenagers going to the club. Cordelia why are you going to the club.

3scythes

Buffy says she’s going to the club and her mom’s only concern is that there will be boys there??? Hello??? She’s SIXTEEN why is she at the club

#I’m SCREAMING #scythes watches btvs #scythes rambles

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okay I’m doing it I’m watching Buffy. Why are these teenagers going to the club. Cordelia why are you going to the club.

#I like how casually funny this is #a stake just falls out of her fucking backpack. iconic.#scythes rambles #scythes watches btvs

kinda disappointed in myself that I couldn’t get invested enough in txf like I don’t know what it is that makes me lose interest every time I try to watch it

#on paper I should like it!!!!#idk why I get bored!!!#scythes rambles

weepingchoir

Brits live in 3 Sadness Stroll and Americans live in 958571995720&5 Northeast E West

#no for real some addresses in both America and Canada confuse the fuck out of me #sometimes I’m like ‘is this an apartment number? unit number? what’s going on here’ because there’s too many numbers #and then when streets have N/E/S/W versions it’s a headache #I already live on a street that has a connecting street with the same name except it’s a ‘court’ rather than a street #also American zip codes confuse me #I get the basic but sometimes extra numbers are added on and I’m like ????#not that Canadian postal codes make any sense either #but why does the zip code have variations

onlymollygibson

"I asked chatgpt-" well I asked Lady Catherine de Bourgh and she condescended to advise me on the arrangement of my humble abode.

if not misogyny, why misogyny shaped?

#every day I’m forced to see some bullshit #‘I’m not misogynystic’ proceeds to be absolutely rancid towards a female character #I’m sorry there’s no non-misogyny reason to add an insult to every mention of a character’s name #including fucking floozy. ok. a) who says that b) you’re just implying she’s a slut or whatever #scythes rambles

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jerkeline

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

girlcreature

been watching a lot of buffy lately so i had to

#OHHHHHHH #maybe I do need to watch this show #lisa cuddy #house md

3scythes

I looked up DayQuil one time to see the ingredients and now Amazon is insistent that I need to be recommended every possible cold med

3scythes

also relevant that I do feel like I’m coming down with some sort of cough/cold and due to my medications I literally can’t take any cough suppressants so Amazon is just taunting me at this point with medicine I can’t have

#maybe if I was just on adderall but I am also on Prozac so no dextromethorphan for me please #scythes rambles

starburned-and-unkissed

why does nobody ever talk about the fact that house actually genuinely saw/hallucinated(?) foreman in 4x02 the right stuff. like that's so insane. house is so insane about foreman he actually saw the guy even tho he wasn't actually there

idrewagiraffe

and people dare to argue that house doesnt care about foreman. the guy cared about him so much he HALLUCINATED him

#I think about this often when I watch s4 #house md

thirteenssuspenders

i hateee the prodigal siblings duo name so much. i get its because of the prodigal son/daughter references but. siblings?? please did we watch the show

idrewagiraffe

i will only accept the term prodigal siblings on the strict terms that it's including taub, who is also referenced as a prodigal son by house

3scythes

And Amber! Can’t forget Amber!

#prodigal son isn’t even really about family but I digress #house md

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I looked up DayQuil one time to see the ingredients and now Amazon is insistent that I need to be recommended every possible cold med

#I buy a cooling blanket and it’s like ‘did you also want every cold med under the sun?’#Amazon pls I have a bunch of Tylenol cold and sinus at home already #scythes rambles

nothing has made me want to actually watch btvs more than this stupid fucking compilation of spike being on fire

#dumbest dork looking vampire. if I watch this there’s a 50% chance I’ll be invested in him #btvs #scythes rambles #Youtube

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