kira // 28 //🇨🇦 // disaster lesbian // she/her // writer, sometimes // neurodivergent // #1 joss whedon hater // currently posting about: House M.D. and various other nonsense (whatever i'm currently watching/reading) // writing blog: scytheswrites
#scythes rambles - general rambling from yours truly
#scythes reads - book stuff, what i'm reading/have read (see also: #scythes reads asoiaf for current reading of asoiaf)
#malpractice md posting - house m.d. nonsense I don't feel like maintagging, may include hot takes or occasional bitching
#scythes writes - tag for general writing rambling but also where i will put any fics i post (rare)
#scythes music tag - posts about my music interests
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probably time I post an actual about-me post so here it goes:
Basic Info:
Kira, a late-20s disaster lesbian (she/her), Canadian
ADHD & mood disorders aplenty
I’m a writer, I have a college diploma in Professional Writing, and I will occasionally ramble about my writing (but rarely post any actual writing) - writing blog is @scytheswrites
My interests/hyperfixations change fairly regularly and I have no interest in creating individual blogs for each of my fandoms, so this blog is very much multi-fandom (but I always tag my fandom posts respectively for filtering purposes)
Current Interests/Fandoms/Hyperfixations:
House M.D. (multiship hell but nuts about camchase. I love all of the house ladies but primarily Thirteen and Cameron, accepting my fate as a Cameron Guy. Also a Chase guy, despite all odds)
Currently reading: Project Hail Mary
Other books: ASOIAF (finished main series June 2026, have yet to read Fire & Blood)
Longtime Interests/Fandoms:
Games: Dragon Age, Soulsbornes & Elden RIng, Fire Emblem, BG3, Zero Escape trilogy
Marvel (MCU and comics, haven’t seen all of the recent MCU content though)
Music: my taste is all over the place but my lifelong favorite artist is Paramore (late 2000s-early 2010s emo kid here), but i listen to all sorts of pop, alt, metal, k-pop, etc etc
Books: Faves are The Locked Tomb series, The Burning Kingdoms Trilogy, The Priory of the Orange Tree, & the Iron Widow series.
Ancient Interests/Fandoms (My Lore):
Twilight (I will still occasionally shitpost about Twilight)
Superwholock (but primarily Doctor Who, which will forever be in my heart and on my mind)
Carmilla (web series)
Orphan Black
I’ll update this info post as needed, DMs and Asks are always open!
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everytime someone talks abt misogyny in fandom and how no one can talk about female characters, there's inevitably some person that goes "yeah every single female character to ever exist are all written terribly and thats why no one focuses on them 💔 such a shame 💔" then you go on their account and their favorite character is a male bg character with 3 speaking lines and they've made like 7 AUs so that man can be shipped with himself
im obviously a big hameron guy so im not saying that cameron never had ANY feelings for house but one does have to wonder with the way chase and cameron were acting together even in season one how much of her pretty aggressive pursual of house was like. subconscious denial. pursuing a relationship you're pretty sure is doomed to fail instead of one that might like, actually have a chance. there's not a ton of direct evidence for this, but she does tend to self-destruct or run to avoid getting hurt by relationships; we all watched the friends with benefits era play out, and pretty much all of what she does with house is a psychosexual game of avoidant chicken. in lockdown she says "i was falling for you and i didnt want to"; i guess i'm just wondering exactly how long that was true.
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thought it'd be funny to compile all the times they compare chase to a dog somehow; turns out it also happens to house quite a bit. so heres those.
1x3 Occam’s Razor
CAMERON: So, a woman can't express her interest in sex without it being some professional powerplay?
HOUSE: No. [House walked in to the lab, unbeknownst to the other doctors.] If you look the way you do, and you say what you said, you have to be aware of the effect that it'll have on men.
CAMERON: Men should grow up.
HOUSE: Yeah. And dogs should stop licking themselves, it's not gonna happen. [Chase comes in.]
CHASE: What's going on? [Cameron abruptly stops laughing]
1x15 Mob Rules
VOGLER: What? They want you to examine a sick person? This is a public relations nightmare. Don't think our staff do that kind of thing around here... this place would be crawling with sick people!
HOUSE: I'm a doctor, I'm not a lapdog for the feds; I don't play fetch.
1x17 Role Model
CUDDY: Oh, why do you have to make everything so dramatic? [Elevator dings.]
HOUSE: Because I'm a very high-strung little lapdog. [as he enters the elevator] Ruff ruff ruff, rarr, ruff! [Cuddy looks faintly disgusted.]
1x18 Babies and Bathwater
FOREMAN: When a dog dumps on the floor, do you pat its head and call it a genius? No, you smack it in the nose with a newspaper!
CHASE: Dogs can learn things, House can't.
2x3 Humpty Dumpty
CHASE: DIC wouldn't cause a fever this high.
HOUSE: See my lapdog agrees with me. How high?
3x1 Meaning
CUDDY: You ran here?
HOUSE: It's just... 8 miles.
CUDDY: Why did you...? [Holding the bottle of water.]
HOUSE: Why does a dog lick its - [He takes the water from her hand and starts to drink it. Yes, he's just drinking her water.] workplace acceptable euphemism for testicles?
WILSON: Because he can.
3x20 House Training
BONNIE: Do you want to know why I named that dog Hector?
HOUSE: No. Let's keep it a mystery.
BONNIE: Because even when he was a puppy, he was the worst-tempered dog we'd ever seen he. He was supposed to be house-trained, but he'd pee on the carpet every morning. When we had people over, he would nip at their ankles. "Hector does go rug" is an anagram for "Doctor Greg House" - that's how early in the marriage I resented you.
3x24 Human Error
CAMERON: Why'd you fire Chase?
HOUSE: Sure thing, first you tell me the results of the PET scan.
FOREMAN: Did you fire him for me?
HOUSE: Would you stay if I did?
CAMERON: You asked him to fire Chase?
FOREMAN: No!
HOUSE: Yes.
CAMERON: You're frustrated with Foreman, so you lash out? Kick the dog?
4x13 No More Mr. Nice Guy
HOUSE: Wilson? Make a ruling.
WILSON: [Laughs.] Uh no. You two are like dogs circling each other in the park. [Looks at Amber.] And I say that with all the love in the world. You need to sniff eachother's butts, bare your teeth, and arrive at some strange detente. Otherwise, you'll end up biting each other's eyes out. Again, with all the love in the world.
HOUSE: I'll let you sniff first.
6x2 Epic Fail
HOUSE: No. The only thing you know is that I'm a genius who got a dog to pee in your toilet. You don't know how I did it or, more interestingly, where I peed.
8x12 Chase
HOUSE: Quite a journey. Starts with a surgical tool in your heart and ends with a surgeon's tool in a nun. What's the plan?
CHASE: Plan's to cure her.
[House continues to surreptitiously track Taub's progress down the corridor.]
HOUSE: Well, if it's not meaningless sex, kinda screams out for an end game. You're the dog that's chasing the popemobile. You sure you want...
Hi! Can you please bestow us with a Chase in sandwich heaven (preferably whatever sandwich he was eating in your beautiful lunch break post because he seemed very content with it) ?
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can we all please stop headcanoning foreman to be homophobic because i would really just love to know where in canon you got that from. I really don’t think there’s a case for it at all and if you think there is maybe you need to check your understanding of 2004 moderate republican politics and also check your bias. i think (don’t remember exactly) that while there’s some stuff with thirteen where he’s maybe a little insecure, I think that that’s more insecurity in the relationship than it is actual vitriolic homophobia, and I don’t think it’s something that comes up again if i remember correctly. other than that I really don’t think there’s anything, if we’re going purely based on 2004 poor taste jokes about queerness then every single character is mildly homophobic. if I’ve just forgotten something then hit me with it, but I don’t think that there’s significant substantial evidence pointing towards it
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