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“Scum Villain but what if—“
What if they all transmigrated up my butt, now what?

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wake up babe new horror!zun just dropped
maybe collaring the protagonist wasn't his brightest idea...
re: the Collar Binghe agenda
Post-canon Luo Binghe has a tendency to disappear for odd periods of time. For someone so clingy, this is rather odd behavior, but there’s no pattern that Shen Qingqiu can see.
Sometimes it happens after an argument, sometimes after a nightmare, but sometimes it happens when things seem to be going really well!
Always, it’s immediately followed by a slightly more elaborate than usual meal. Normal enough, although occasionally something comes out rather.. bad. Not that Shen Qingqiu would say anything! Clearly something is going on if the protagonist’s cooking is suffering! Or perhaps it’s simply a new recipe that went awry, and Shen Qingqiu doesn’t want to be discouraging, so he simply chokes it down with his usual level of compliment.
One day Shen Qingqiu is tasked with tracking down an exceedingly rare and potent cure for a fellow cultivator. He knows precisely where to find one and prepares to head out, but Binghe is acting rather shifty and gently trying to deter him from going.
Turns out that Binghe really isn’t over his death, and every time things get fraught, or even too good, he hunts down some rare mythical cure-all. Just in case. It couldn’t hurt. It might help! And that flower.. might not be there anymore.
Modern day established relationship BingYuan AU, Binghe is trying to convince Shen Yuan to roleplay something from one of those shitty stallion novels he keeps reading and pretending to hate. Maybe when the stallion protagonist finally meets the actual woman of his dreams who he wants to make his primary wife?
The stumbling block: Binghe wants Shen Yuan to play the protagonist and to play the new wife himself.

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They’re calling it The worst fumble in history
Fanart for the fic Loaded God Complex, Cock It And Pull It by Camorra. The lyrics are just from Louise by TV girl. SY’s butterfly mark was kinda very inspired by @windcloudii ‘s design
Slow going over here, but still thinking about them
Shen Jiu: Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Mirror: It is Shen Yuan who's fairest
Shen Jiu: Holy shit, he's cute. I think I'm going to marry him
Mirror: I thought you wanted to kill him?
Shen Jiu: That was my original plan, but not anymore. He's going to be mine~
shen yuan transmigrates into mu qingfang
at first he thinks he scored because hey he's gonna live! bingge left mu qingfang alive in PIDW, so he doesn't have to worry about escaping his fate. he can just putter around his peak, tending to disciples' scrapes and growing an assortment of interesting plants
only, he soon realizes that being one of the only medical professionals in the sect, and the only one with a status high enough to be trusted with sect secrets, means he is the default GP for every. single. peak lord.
access to confidential info + sy wife beam = sy is now booked for appointments through next year and his martial siblings are throwing themselves into pits of snakes to get emergency treatment and see their sweet, tender, caring shidi/shixiong. even shen jiu starts coming in for regular checkups despite his strong aversion to them, and liu qingge starts showing up to get his wounds treated if only to bear witness to that soft smile mu qingfang lets slip when he admits he's in pain (sy isnt a sadist he just wants lqg to take care of himself! he swears its not bc he likes the sounds of lqg's grunts and groans as he resets his dislocated joints and wraps his scrapes up real tight!)
not only is he making so many unexpected friends (...every peak lord is starting courting processes but sy does NOT notice), he learns...so much drama! which is entertaining, but starts to become a heavy, heavy burden very quickly
he brings the concept of therapy into the PIDW verse expeditiously fast and sets up regular sessions, at first with the peak lords, then the head disciples, and before he knows it he's discovering a new form of mental cultivation to heal heart demons!
he discovers the qijiu backstory and decides this is how he will protect luo binghe! he just needs to get these idiots to bone!! (they both want him carnally)
Gift of Obedience
Based on Ella Enchanted, what if Shen Yuan is drop kick transmigrated into the one npc who is cursed with Obedience and has to do whatever ANYONE says.
This is how Shen Yuan deals with that as a disciple of Qing Jing Peak,

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Due to a system error, sy arrives in pidw 99999 years before lbh's birth.
His glitching system crashes and shuts down before he can even figure out wtf is happening, leaving sy stranded in actual primitive society, now cursed with immortality.
After all, he can't be allowed to die until his first mission begins. So what's the mission? Right... He has no idea because his system died before he could finish reading the message.
All he knows is that it has something to do with lbh.
So he goes about trying to figure things out. He has no special powers, but is quite literally indestructible--which he finds out the painful way. Multiple painful ways. Very very many painful and strange ways, over the tens of thousands of years during which he sits around waiting for the protagonist.
He may or may not have accidentally started a cult at some point. Got dragged into some political kerfuffles. Built some cities here and there, because he went through an engineering/architecture phase, out of sheer boredom. He might have invented paper or something, because he once watched some videos about historical paper making--or was it about block printing? He doesn't even remember any more.
Anyway, he waits and waits, and lbh just would not fucking show up. He's lost all sense of time. He can no longer tell if something happened a hundred years ago or ten thousand. He's worried even his memories of pidw would start to fade, so he writes down everything he can remember, and makes multiple copies, hiding them all in secured locations.
And over time, he's... built a bit of a reputation. Legends from multiple cultures all tell of an old, fallen god, forced to roam the mortal realm forever.
Oh yeah, despite his millennia of cultivation, he cannot ascend. It's like something is blocking him from it, probably his stupid mission that just. would. not. start.
No big loss, he supposes. He still has no idea what even happens once you ascend. Everyone who does is never seen or heard from again. What if it's just a big scam?
But his immortal existence can also be pretty depressing. Friends come and go. Kids he's adopted grow up and die within the blink of an eye. He stops adopting, not even pets. The early heavenly demons are somewhat more durable, but even they aren't truly immortal. Sometimes sy would accidentally fall asleep for centuries, then wake up bleary-eyed, unsure where or when he is, before he eventually ventures out again to go on some new adventures.
And some of those adventures are... um. Look, he gets really, really bored sometimes, okay? And somebody like him obviously shouldn't get romantically involved with mortals (and when did he start thinking of other people simply as "mortals"?) So, the responsible thing to do is to just have strictly casual relations. And since sy ain't no player, he limits his options to other men. Like, he's not gay or anything, but it's just the sensible thing to do. It's just a bunch of men helping each other out, getting some physical release together. And he's weirdly popular with men for some reason? Maybe they all got the same idea as him. Cool, cool.
And thus, the legend of an unfathomable immortal who cruelly toys with the hearts of men is born... Beautiful beyond comparison, ancient beyond time, but oh so terrible. Beware, O mortals, of the temptation that would be your ruin!
And sy, of course, assumes its just some funny story about a powerful succubus, or something.
And so he waits. And waits. And waits. And waits. And waits.
And during one of the century-long naps he takes, somewhere on the Luo River, a newborn is sent floating downstream in a basket...
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Luo Binghe has not expected to see his own name written on an ancient scroll, locked inside an even more ancient fortress in the demon realm.
The fortress is in ruins, so old and battered it's barely recognizable as one. The scrolls are only preserved by some powerful magic, likely of heavenly demon origin.
Except, none of the characters on the scrolls look ancient. They're almost the exact same writing lbh himself uses.
All this weirdness pales in comparison to what the writing describes.
It's a exact, detailed record of lbh's own life.
Thing's no other soul should know. Things from his early childhood. From his disciple years. From those nightmarish years in the abyss.
Moments of his greatest shame. Moments of his greatest triumphs.
Then, there are the things that have not yet come to pass. Some are even accompanied by crude illustrations. There are sketches of *him*, not quite accurate but still recognizable.
And the scrolls claims he will go on to rule the three realms, even though lbh's world domination ambitions are still in their infancy at this stage.
What is this, some ancient prophecy? So many things feel so awfully *off* about these scrolls, but as lbh continues his bloody wars of conquest across the realms, he can only admit that they have their uses.
They tell him who would help, and who would ultimately betray him. The traps laid out for him. The damsels waiting for his rescue. Lbh feels like he is cheating fate. He feels like he's toying with something dangerous beyond comprehension, but he is not one to fear such things.
But where do these scrolls come from? Why were they created? Just *who* created them? As his power grows, lbh puts everything he can spare into discovering the secrets behind the scrolls that have inadvertently defined his life.
But he also has another more immediate problem to deal with. There are whispers that there is an ancient, elusive god in slumber, who is the only being that may be able to put a stop to lbh's supposed tyranny. Lbh wants to dismiss such myths as mere make-believe, but his scholars are less certain.
Well, if some ancient being does exist, then lbh will certainly root them out, and then either slaughter or subjugate them, like he's done with all the other false gods that dare to make noise in his domain, which at this point encompass the entirety of the known world.
Though, it's said that this one is also some sort of deadly seductress. Lbh snorts. Yeah, he's met plenty of those, too. Maybe this would prove to be the *fun* sort of subjugation after all...
tbc...
Part Three of my Xian Shu!SY Au
[Part One] [Part Two]
The jade guanyin scene where Ming Fan is harassing Binghe except Shen Yuan is there and she decks Ming Fan bc this isn’t the world she was first born in, not that she knows that. She’s had to claw and bite her way to where she is now, we’ve got Shen Jiu parallel up the wazoo
Shen Yuan who was an orphan and a slave, who did what she needed to do to survive and that reflects in how she fights. She can be elegant and refined, but more often than not she fights quick and dirty and Ming Fan doesn’t stand a chance. The person he’s going up against isn’t a sheltered nepo baby in this life.
Of course, after she beats him up and literally has to be pulled off of him, she finds that little pendant and gives it back to Binghe. Of course, Shen Qingqiu marches out there and drags this little brat off his peak but the damage is done, Binghe is even more enamored than before.
I also imagine that Shen Yuan’s hair is pretty short in the beginning of this Au because somehow while she’s on the run after escaping her hair gets forcibly cut. Maybe it was done before she ran away as like a humiliation and punishment type of thing and that was the straw that broke the camel’s back, idk. Just some thoughts. But I love the idea of Binghe liking her short hair too and he likes playing with it while it grows out and maybe he’s one of the first people that she lets touch her hair again. Idk man, I just really love hair care as an expression of love and care
His precious disciple
tags: unfinished, prompt, Luo Bing-ge X Transmigrated disciple Shen Yuan. Shizun!Binghe / Post-PIDW Heavenly Demon Emporer Palace Master takes on a scrappy little brat of a disciple whose self-suffiecient and becomes the most beloved favourite of Huan Hua. How can Luo Bing-ge cope with these cretins trying to steal his disciple now that he's come of age- what do you MEAN Luo Binghe said he wanted nothing to do with the brat what does that have to do with it!?
Shen Jiu: That's it! You're head disciple!
Shen Yuan: I REFUSE!
Shen Jiu: Your refusal doesn't matter
Shen Yuan: This is ridiculous! I don't want to be head disciple! Make Ming Fan be Head Disciple
Shen Jiu: I am the Peak Lord of Qing Jing Peak and it is my decision and my decision alone who is or is not my head disciple and your objections and protestations are irrelevant
Shen Yuan: *quiet and threatening* Fine. I'll be Head Disciple. I'll be the best fucking Head Disciple this peak ever had
Shen Jiu: *also threatening* I look forward to it
Ning Yingying: ...I don't think that's how appointments of head disciples usually go.
(inspired by this post)
Mingling

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mingling art dumpppp
the brothel jiejies hear that Shen qingqiu is actually 2 people. Shen yuan is the nice one and Shen jiu is the mean one.
disciple liu qingge: that evil leach Shen jiu comes here practically every night and disgraces women!! I need to fight him!! >:(
Jiejie: Shen yuan, actually :D
Liu qingge (who actually likes sy): what??!!?
*Shen jiu bursting out of the closet*: what????
Shen yuan gets interrogated by both his brother and his overly aggressive shixiong.