Ramblings

Like Jesus Christ, if you can’t provide an environment where your dog can’t fulfill its literal life purpose, maybe?? Don’t get that dog??? And if you do, maybe know the breed characteristics so you can redirect those traits into more constructive outlets????

Both your most common doodle's parts (labra and golden) want to hunt and retrieve water birds so the best suggestion I can give y'all is congratulations on your new duck hunting hobby.

tags from @gnarlystarships because YEAH

sun-kissed

PETER PAN 1953, dir. Clyde Geronimi, Wilfred Jackson & Hamilton Luske

Gotham Knights - Dick Grayson's Nightwing suit concepts

OH MY GOSH

yes! but what’s so fun about “so, so, so” is that it doesn’t quite mean “amen amen I say to you”, it’s not used as an intensifier the way the original oath is. the way it’s used in conversation is (often, as far as I can remember) “I see your point and I accept that this is how things are gonna be, but I’m still gonna be a lil bitch about it”. as in, “it will be so, it will be so, it will be so…but I don’t gotta LIKE it”

"Sleeping Beauty" visual development by Eyvind Earle

THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE (2017)

WHITE COLLAR | 2.03 "Copycat Caffrey"

The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat

“Unfortunately for me there was a hole through the floor close to the fireplace, just large enough for the cat to pass down; after making some efforts to get rid of the clothes, and failing, pussy descended through the hole and disappeared; the floor was tight and the house underpinned with brick, so there was no chance of pursuit. I consoled myself with a hope that the cat would extricate itself from its incumbrance, but not so; night came and I had made on a good fire and seated myself for some two or three hours after dark, when who should make their appearance but my master and mistress and two young men, all in good humor, with two or three bottles of rum. After all were seated around the fire, who should appear amongst us but the cat in his uniform. I was struck speechless, the secret was out and had no chance of concealing; the cat was caught, the whole work inspected and the question asked, is this your day’s work? I was obliged to answer in the affirmative; I would then have been willing to take a good whipping, and let it stop there, but no, to complete my mortification the clothes were carefully taken off the cat and hung up in the shop for the inspection of all customers that came in.”

The public fridge

Show me what you cooked!

My brain wouldn't shut up until I made this.

posts that make you want to get in the water

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

I’ve been watching Argentinean football all my life and I can confirm this is the best to ever happen on a match.