Ramblings

that awkard moment when the guy you're in love with is engaged to your best friend who's in lovr with you also he's a spy that's trying to take down your government and so is the new girl that you have to babysit

Writing a play right now where the main character is an antique gun collector. About 50 guns are hung on the wall in the first act and they all need to be fired by the third.

#this spawned a thoughts in my brain wherein Flynn gets caught &sentenced to death as in canon #and rapunzel decides to go big (and unknowingly) go home and shows up to save him by pulling the Anastasia Con 'i'm the lost princess!' #and as soon as she has secured his release is like OKAY HOW DO WE DO THIS #and he's like do what???? the lost princess con is a game! no one wants the risk of actually trying it! #and didn't you say it would be mean to do that to the king and queen?? #'that was before they tried to have you killed though? so lets figure it out fast! '#anyway they sit down to hash out Her Story and Flynn puts the timeline together and goes uhhhhh I think you might actually be her actually? #the orphanage didn't teach much math but he's been a thief long enough to know 2 plus 2 is 4. (@hedgiwithapen)

Anyways she makes out with your face and you’re like wow can’t believe I had to get kidnapped for this to happen then she says hey legally you have to do whatever I say and you’re like ooo kinky okay haha just don’t make me king of faerie! And then brother guess what she does less than 24 hours later

one of my favorite parts of The Thief is when Gen is finally alone for the first time in the maze and takes inventory of his pockets—and then, record scratch! I bet you’re wondering how I got all this shit! and he proceeds to run a zany flashback montage of everything he’s pickpocketed throughout the book

if u make clark kent say soda you are grossly mischaracterizing him and i wont stand for it