Me too

its been SEVEN MONTHS lmao

The biggest dick energy

what if mayonnaise came in cans

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

good morning to everyone except these two people

5 stars, “Refreshingly Honest”

chaotic good energy

what do they want this time

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

While he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag

Lmao

Don’t know anything about this

😂😂😂😂

my furry ass when the werewolf pulls out his knot

I hate that it’s the right note so much

this is honestly so beautiful musically

This is true btw. I did a report about Ann Boney in school and Read actually liked her back so they ran away together and were considered the two most terrifying pirates across the seven seas

Just fyi - many of the illustrations and statues of them show them with their breasts exposed.  This is not because they are sexualising lesbians but because these women often used to open their shirts and expose a breast when they killed a man just so the man’s dying thought would be the realisation that he was killed by a woman.

tits out for murder!!! a true aesthetic!!!

TITS OUT FOR MURDER

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

the fact that so many people in the notes thought the same and never questioned an adult straight up drop kicking students across a swamp just said what a train wreck this school is 

I went to a Q&A seminar with Antoni and Karamo and they told us that at Queer Eye auditions Jonathan literally ran from room to room yelling “WHERE IS SHE” over and over again and while everyone assumed it was about the casting director or something it was, in fact, about a Starbucks cup he’d lost, and I need you all to know that Jonathan lives on maximum 24/7. He is a force that cannot be contained

at this q&a we learned apparently their first impressions of eachother was all like immediate friendship, before they were even cast they already had a queer eye groupchat and all had crushes on eachother (specifically on karamo) and it was all 1000% wholesome

#gonna slather my body in this and walk naked in the woods