This made me so happy

It’s love day

cosmo wanda i wish every time i’m forced to see an unskippable ad or a popup the ceo and stockholders of the company for that ad felt a hammer impacting one of their joints with a severity that increased every single time i saw one of them

hey guys do u swear in front of/at your parents?

everyone rb with your favorite perfume, and if you don't have one what kind of scents you like to wear

wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox

It'd be so scary to hear the joker beatbox

the joker would never beatbox. he wouldn’t know how to do it.

When I was a kid, the "Oh my god, you got so big!" comment from grown-ups used to really annoy me, because it felt broadly infantilising. But now, as an adult myself, I realise it had very little to do with me, and almost everything to do with said grown-up feeling suddenly attacked by the passage of time, yet not wanting to blurt out "shit, fuck, I just pissed away like four years of my life without noticing, then, huh?" in front of an 8-year-old.

listening to music isn’t enough anymore i need to eat it

the dsm is going to have to create 15 more mental illnesses for all that we’ve been through since 2020