just me & me garbage

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

I like my men how I like my wine: full-bodied and with fruity undertones

For those of you who aren't getting this: I like FAT men who are GAY. They are COOL and I want to KISS THEM

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

By Talos this can't be happening

@thedragonemperess I'm gonna hate scrolling past this but do your thing

spell of way too many followers activate

Yes. Do the thing.

That’s fine until you get a spiral horse

Those dumb fuckers don’t even know about Corkscrew Horse

Corkse

Goofy walks into the men’s changing room

the characters of seinfeld could kill the characters of friends with their bare hands

i think we should give elaine a crowbar and lock her in a room with ross just to see what happens

Jesus came back and said inflation is illegal

both kinds?

…there’s two?

hang on let me google something real quick

we should all implode and die forever actually

oh this is absolutely the wrong gif

country boys wear the tightest pair of blue jeans you’ve ever seen and unbutton their flannel to the nipple like.. who at this rodeo needs to know you’re a slut. the clown?