burgomaster

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

even masturbation is dull now like omg whatever i GUESS i’ll do this…there’s not much else to do

"my great grandmother who survived 3 wars and raised 10 children by herself while working in a factory watching me go to therapy because my parents yelled at me" ok but your great grandmother was also miserable. maybe your great grandmother would be happy you try your best to not be miserable

Just realised I follow three different nonbinary people named Maia. The nickels keep rolling in.

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

Evil macklemore (mackleless) song about buying brand new shit you don't need called Gift Shop

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

On the one hand, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. On the other, oh my god we live in country with cartoon supervillain levels of propaganda.

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

Thanks to ultrasounds, the genders can be assigned before birth.  The people are so excited to conform they throw “Gender reveal parties” to make sure their offspring exist in a strict binary since before they can even form thoughts. 

Children are color-coded according to their binary assignment. 

One of the genders is seen as inherently inferior.

This all sounds really effing creepy when you put it that way

#BECAUSE IT IS

And if you deviate from the assigned gender you can be disowned by your family, fired from your job, and beaten by authorities.