burgomaster

making lists is so important to me like yesssss girl let's break a large concept into manageable pieces

cemeteries aren’t creepy they’re actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

I've decided to be normal from now on

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this

fortunately you can cool, loud, and weird your way into closeness

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

before my egg cracked, i had noticed that trans people were often pro-accessibility and up-to-date on the needs of disabled people, but i hadn’t seen any inherent connection between the two (other than the obvious minority-looking-out-for-other-minority thing). but now that i’m trans and medically transitioning, and i have to constantly repeat myself while talking to doctors and nurses, and explain things about my own anatomy to medical staff who should already know this, and having every single problem i might have blamed on my “condition” so nothing i say is taken seriously, all of the sudden i have a little sneak peak into the life of someone who has to deal with this all the time. like shit bro, being disabled probably sucks ass, someone should do something about this

happy disability pride month, we all deserve autonomy and respect and access to medication

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

the awe on her little face, she just realized there is hope