burgomaster

I fucking escaped The Narrative but it’s nothing but developer textures out here and the level looks like shit from outside so I’m starting to wonder if I can clip back in somewhere. Plz advise

every r/relationship_advice post: first of all I want to clarify I could not ask for a more perfect and loving husband. anyway every day he tries to kill me,

As someone who isn't a furry but has very much grown up around furry art I kinda forget that it's shocking to some people. It's kinda just what a bunch of queer art looks like. That anthro dragon girl might as well be my coworker, what's your fucking problem?

here at frito lays company building, we have always belueved that organic life is aplague upon this world that must be eradicated at all costs

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

Was just having a discussion with my fiance that taco bell should change their slogan to "it's gonna be okay" or at the very least shorten "live más" to "live". just feels like thats what we need from them

They should change it to "live por favor" and when they hand you your order you hold hands for a moment and look in each others eyes

lets call in sick tomorrow and go to the natural history museum

Me and my color coded friendgroup are gonna beat your ass