Cringe Be Upon Yee

its so awful that urinetown was before hadestown so i cant say urinetown is hadestown with piss. hadestown is urinetown without piss.

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

Climate change.

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

I’m reading this book about the changing arctic and the author stayed with the Nunamiut people of inland alaska for a while and talked to this high school kid who was like “ugh I hate going to school in the spring I wish I was hunting caribou” and I thought that was charming. you often hear about people who are devoted to preserving their traditional culture and knowledge but it’s rare to hear about someone who’s invested in the old ways out of pure teenage selfishness. school is lame and hunting caribou is awesome