Cringe Be Upon Yee

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

put three f/f ships you like in the tags. doesnt matter how obscure or embarrassing the media, go for it. and no, your m/m ship doesnt count as women

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

And that both of these are unrelated to body type. The scrawny twink can dom the beefy bear, I promise.

July tomorrow you know what that means

disability pride month

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer is such a funny title for a sequel. Like, yeah, I’d assume you would! I Have Not Developed Memory Issues Recently and the Thing You Did Last Summer Was a Pretty Big Deal So I Did Not Forget It.

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things