Julian Devorak truly is the character of all time. To me. He’s a fugitive plague doctor with a leech collection. He runs a clinic in the neglected side of town offering free medical care to the impoverished. He believes his life and needs are expendable. The first time you meet him, he breaks into your house and says “death cast her gaze on this wretch and looked away.” He wears an eye patch over a functioning eye and an oversized black coat like a cape. He takes you to his grandma’s house to escape the authorities. She drugs him to sleep. He breaks up with you on the first date and cries about it until his estranged sister yells at him. He has memory loss and believes he’s cursed to take others’ wounds. He didn’t commit the murder he’s accused of but won’t let anyone exonerate him and gives a dramatic speech to a jeering crowd before being hanged. He comes back to life and learns that friendship is the real magic. He tells you he loves you before he makes a deal with the Devil. He plays the viola and carries multiple kinds of counterfeit currency. He likes romantic cliches but is flustered by affection. He is regularly bullied by his ex’s pet snake and some raven that claimed him. He knows 7 languages. He puts vodka in his mouthwash and five hour energy in his coffee. He laughs like Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park. He’s as agile as a cat. He is the clumsiest man alive. He’s a 6’4 bisexual masochistic sub with hairy tits and no ass. Fuck.
