*snore*

*falls behind in life* haha the lag

#science tumblr to save the day from inaccuracies

#THAT’S WORSE

They are called nematocysts. They are what make box jellies and other fun lil critters so dangerous, because without these wee little daggers, the venom would have no way to get into your skin. And yet something as thin as nylon stockings or pantyhose is enough to protect you, they are so small. So if you’re scared of jellyfish? Wear sexy sheer undergarments into the sea like the regal creature you are.

I’m going to reblog this again because that is some of the best advice I have ever gotten on this blog.

AHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL!!!!!!

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

go outside and try to suplex a bird

tell me how bug resists fighting

go outside and try to suplex a bug

first i yee and then maybe if im feelin spicy i’ll even haw

i wish sleep worked like it does in minecraft

*slaps my bed and blacks out for 12 hours*

Perhaps i will drink my sorrows away.. *opens up capri sun*