Space-Tart

Just unmute it.

General

‘Hey bastard this store is already closed oh wait you’re hot never mind please do come in’ AU

‘I’m on the verge of tears because of a rude customer and you step in and stand up for me’ AU

‘I can feel you silently judging me as you ring up my purchases I swear I’m not using these for their intended purpose’ au

‘Why does this cost TEN DOLLARS THIS IS AN OUTRAGE’ AU

Hairdresser AU

‘You’re my regular customer and I’m in love with the feel of your hair’ AU

“Rumor has it that you’re a hairdresser with magic fingers and you can fix any bad hair day so that’s why I’m here’ AU

Gift store AU

‘Why the fuck are you choosing that for a gift to your crush’ AU

‘You walk in and offer to pay me to wrap your gifts’ AU

Florist AU

‘I work as a florist and every day you walk in, buy one flower and give it to me’ AU

‘I work part-time in a flower shop and you keep asking me about what this flower means in flower language and I honestly don’t know so you end up giving me a lesson’ AU

Jewellery shop AU

‘You walk in and ask for the most expensive piece are you loaded to the gills what the fuck man’ AU

‘I’m the employee and this is the first time ever I’ve met you but you buy me a necklace saying the gem compliments my eyes’ AU

Coffee Shop AU

I write a bad pick up line on your cup every time I’m your barista’ AU

‘You’re the customer and you get back at me for all the times I’ve spelt your name wrong by mispronouncing my name in increasingly horrible ways’ AU

‘You’re really short and cute and you buy a cup of black coffee every morning but you make weird faces as you sip it and you never finish your drink are you trying to look mature or something’ AU

‘Should I be concerned about how much caffeine you’re taking in’ AU

Bakery AU

‘Your love of strawberry shortcake really doesn’t match your appearance but i still think that’s really cute’ AU

‘Every morning you walk in and inhale deeply then walk back out seriously just buy something already’ AU 

Drug Store/Chemist AU

‘You embarrassedly place your items into the counter so I call a price check just to make you feel more awkward, but it turns out one of your items were actually overpriced’ AU

Bartender AU

‘You’re the bartender and you catch someone slipping something into my drink’ AU

‘I ask you to concoct something from all the ingredients on the list i gave you and it ends up tasting so horrible and wrong that i can’t stop laughing’ AU

Teacher AU

We’re both teachers and at the end of the year we compare how many gifts we’ve received from students and you’ve won for the past three years’ AU

‘Romeo and Juliet of the math and english dept. in school’ AU

Writer AU

I’m a writer and when it gets close to my deadlines I neglect taking care of myself so you’ll pop in my house every so often to make sure I’m doing okay’ AU

Fast food Chain AU

‘You just ordered a smile and I look at you like you’re batshit insane before bursting out into laughter’ AU

‘You’re an employee and I have a crush on you so when you hand me the soft serve I accidentally grab it by the ice cream instead of the cone’ AU

‘We have a free refill policy for soft drink and you’ve prepared several empty bottles what the fuck’ AU

Corner Shop AU

‘I see you come in here every day to buy the same drink and one day I leave a message on the bottle’ AU

‘You run in looking really panicked and you ask for 6 gallons of milk why’ AU

Restaurant AU

‘You’re a famous critique and I’m a server and I get so nervous that I trip and spill the dish all over you’ AU

‘You’ve always been a good cook so I encouraged your start your own restaurant and seven years down the track you own one of the most successful businesses’ AU

Idol/Manger AU

‘I’m your manager and holy shit you have crazy fans’ AU

‘You’re an idol and you got the lead role in a romance drama and you practice at my expense’ AU

‘Can you please act appropriately do you know just how many of your fuck ups I’ve had to cover up last week’ AU 

Firefighter AU

‘You’ve just been saved from a burning building and you’re begging to go back in to save your pet cat’ AU

“No that’s impossible how the fuck did you manage to get it to catch fire?!” AU

Sex Line Operator AU

‘I called you because I was curious and wow you have a very soothing voice can you please sing me to sleep’ AU

‘I have a very cute neighbour and very thin walls and one day I call you and err your moans are very synchronised with my neighbour’s’ AU

And Finally:

You’re a drug lord and I think I’ve just walked into your drug den’ AU

There is a 3D program where you can set everything.. i mean EVERYTHING on your character! And it’s free! 

It’s called FUSE

http://store.steampowered.com/app/257400

imagine meeting a handsome young man who’s seen as a player and sleeps around a lot and you notice a scar along his arm and ask where he got it. he just look down at his feet and said “i used to be a soldier in world war one”. He’s been sleeping around and hooking up so much cause he’s been trying to find his soulmate for years but hasn’t yet.

Imagine going on your first date with someone and you really hit it off and then the next day you notice a grey hair and call them on the phone excitedly screaming and they both just sit on the phone hysterically crying and laughing.

Imagine sitting in silence with your partner and having them say out of the blue “i feel so old when im around you… but… in a good way” and thats the moment you know that they love you.

imagine having a dog thats 18 in human years and it starts to get gray patches of fur because they loves you so much.

imagine noticing you look older and freaking out but then stopping and getting super confused because “im not dating anyone right now…. which of my friends is my soulmate… WHICH ONE IS IT!?!?!?” and then they hopelessly date everyone they know in order to find out which one it fucking was. it was the pizza delivery guy the whole time. they went on 27 dates that all ended in confusion and heartbreak and it was the god damn pizza delivery guy from a month ago the whole fucking time. 

imagine someone dating their partner for 5 years and then having an affair. only after the affair do they start aging.

imagine nuns who start to age after they ceremoniously “marry god”

imagine people getting surgeries to look older cause they dont want people to think theyre alone.

imagine having parents who wont let you date anyone but they start to notice you aging and then you have to have a terrifying “surprise im gay and i have a boyfriend haha oops” conversation

imagine seeing couples with teenage kids and the couple both looks 18.

I hate how they think it’s disturbing or desperate to meet up with or go on a date with someone you met on the internet.

I hate how they don’t realize how privileged they are to be able to literally go anywhere and simply look around to find potential partners.

I hate how they forget that we can’t just “take shots” and hit on guys we’re attracted to because of how dangerous it potentially is to assume someone’s gay.

A Masterpost for Space Witches (1.1)

Basic Tutorials

How to Make Galaxy Print (video)

DIYs: Clothing & Accessories

DIY Constellation Cardigan

DIY Constellation Scarf

DIY Galaxy Blouse

DIY Galaxy Cuff Bracelet

DIY Galaxy Dress

DIY Galaxy Jeans

DIY Galaxy Leggings

DIY Galaxy Pendants (video)

DIY Galaxy Shoes

DIY Moon Phase Tights

DIY Nail Polish Galaxy Necklace

DIY Starry Skies Hairpin

DIYs: Decor & Art

A Galactic Watercolor Technique

DIY 5 Minute Spray Paint Space Art

DIY Constellation Clay Bowls

DIY Constellation Lamp

DIY Constellation Table Runner

DIY Galaxy Wine Glasses

DIY Glow in the Dark Galaxy Jar

DIY Lighted Constellation Jar

DIY Lighted Constellation Wall Art

DIY Lighted Star Garland

DIY Moon Clock

DIY Moon Craft Mobile

DIY Moon Phase Wall Art

DIYs: Other

DIY Galaxy Envelopes

DIY Melt & Pour Galaxy Soap (video)

DIY Moon & Stars Magnets

DIY Recycled Solar System

Makeup

Galaxy Nails Tutorial

Glitter Lips Tutorial

Recipes

Edible Glowing Gelatin Stars

Galactic Candy Apples

Galaxy Bark

Galaxy Jello in a Jar

Outer Space Cupcakes

Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster Cocktail

Planet Cake Tutorial

Sonic Screwdriver Cocktails

Fun / Sensory

DIY Bottled Nebula

DIY Galactic Sensory Bottle

DIY Galaxy Playdough

DIY Galaxy Slime

DIY Magnetic Slime

DIY Moon Dough Recipe

DIY Moon Sand Recipe

DIY Night Sky Playdough

DIY Outer Space Playdough

Erupting Moon Dust Recipe

Erupting Moonrocks Tutorial

Safe Glowing Bath Tutorial

Online Fun & Games

Online Nebula Maker

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Apps & Digital Tools

10 Free Stargazing Apps

Interactive Galactic Explorer

Online ISS Tracker

Starry Night Online Star Chart

Stellarium: A Free Open-Source Planetarium

Digital Supplies: Audio & Video

“All Alone in the Night” Video; Time-lapses of the Earth from the ISS.

“Planet Earth Seen From Space” Video; Time-lapses of the Earth from the ISS.

Saturn Rings Ambient Noise Generator

The Sounds of Neptune as Captured by Voyager (from fleurlungs​)

The Sounds of Space from Space Audio

Spaceship Ambient Noise Generator

UniverseTV’s Youtube Channel

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Magick and Divination

How to Make Full Moon Water (by thesigilwitch)

Moon Water (by auroraswitchcrafthomepage)

Moon Banishing, Binding, and Conjuring (by windvexer​)

Star Reading Tutorial (by jay-omnipotent​)

Star Scrying (by shipping-the-gods)

Witchy Full Moon Stuff [Masterpost] (by natural-magics)

Some Space Witchery References

10 Stunning Minerals for Space Witches (by tarigrove​)

2015 Moon Dates (by rikkalorelei)

All About Retrogrades (by coolastrology​)

Basic Understanding of Planet-in-House Placements (by @lunarcappy)

Correspondences for the Seven Planets (by abwatt​)

EarthSky’s Eclipse Calender

Meteor Shower Calender

Moon Magick References (by the-darkest-of-lights​)

Suncraft References (by thecuriousviolet​)

Spells:

A Billion Suns Wish Spell (by witchlinghour​)

A Lunar Fertility Spell (by aspelladay​)

A Two-for-One Moon Wish Jar (by lunar-moonbow​

Full Moon Jewelry Protection Spell (by natural-magics)

Full Moon Wish Spell (by draiocht-arsa​)

Luxa’s Lunar Self-Love Spell (by alcryst)

Moon Infused Protection Water (by natural-magics)