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HEY EVERYONE :)

So in the interests of ‘following my bliss’ or whatever I chose to give up my first good job in years, all my friends and my social life and move back in with my parents, you know, like a failure, in order to write a new novel for my literary agent.

Unfortunately because it has LESBIANS in it - lesbian WITCHES at that, it is apparently not worth showing to publishers.

What a great time to be a dyke-writer. 

Anyhoo, if you like LESBIANS, WITCHES and CRIME NOVELS, you can enjoy my novel ‘Dead to Rites’ on Kindle for 99p. This will help me to drown my sorrows in reasonably priced coffee until I can write a novel that isn’t just so DAMN GAY. 

Hello!

So, some of you might have read my lesbian western romance ‘Night Fires in the Distance’. That has since spawned a novella and a new follow up novel, titled ‘One Nation Afire’ - this follows the adventures of Rachel, hot tempered ace woman posing as a Union soldier. Utsehta, a half-Osage ten year old caught up in the Confederate army. And Laura and Cecelia, the lesbian couple from the first book, living in Confederate occupied territory. 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0756GHXNY/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1504176612&sr=8-2&keywords=one+nation+afire

This song for example, sounds really good, but the lyrics:

I just wanna turn in early I don't want to see where this goes You're getting just a little too flirty You're getting just a little too close

Said nobody Said nobody, ever Said nobody Said nobody, ever

Don't come any closer Don't give me a kiss 'Cause I don't wanna taste your lips Said nobody Said nobody, ever

.....pretty sure there are women, not even a small number, who’ve said these exact things, to men, and been ignored. 

Lalalalallalalalalalla....

*Third protagonist is surprise asexual*

*Squints* Huh. That explains it.