Professional Coffee Sipper

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Off topic but this is too good not to share with the world!

That poor excavator operator: DON'T FUCK THIS UP DON'T FUCK THIS UP

[Video Description: a child runs up to a construction site on the side of the road with a big (relative to the child) dump truck toy. they are greeted enthusiastically by the workers on the site, and put down the truck before being pulled away by their parent. the excavator then pulls up a little bit of dirt and puts it into the dump truck toy. the child is jumping up and down, visibly delighted. end description.]

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

This is legit one of the best ways to identify passive voice.