yikes!

Thunderstorms are nature’s most fuckable events

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

hollanov initiating sex the same way players get into fights on the ice, just looking at each other and ilya goes ‘you want it?’ And Shane’s already nodding ‘yeah, yeah’ and then they’re all over each other.

The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it