yikes!

actually i do find it hilarious that Derek was all ‘i’m a real actual werewolf with experience of being a werewolf and i can give you advice about how to be a werewolf because i am a werewolf’ and Scott was like ‘sorry my completely human 16 year old best friend just took a double-dose of Adderall and went on an 8 hour wikipedia spree so i think he’s got me covered on the werewolf advice stuff :)’

I understand why jacob made this change in the show but one of the hands down funniest parts of the book is in the club scene when ilya, mid-revenge crashout, tries to get the girl he was groping in front of shane to come back to his hotel with him and she pats him on the cheek and says aw that’s sweet babe but I’m here with my boyfriend he likes watching guys make out with me. lmfao that girl is having herself a fun n sexy night out at the club ilya rozanov CANNOT relate

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.