joie

he only got two eyes

world heritage post

"i could fix him" i could break him. i could snap that fucker in half

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

i literally fucking love big bodies of water like yes girl i am so in awe of you

back at it again with another uquiz, find out what cursed part of tumblr history you are<3

people on twitter will literally get mad about anything

you can say "hi" on twitter and 20 people will quote retweet telling you why that's problematic and that they're blocking you immediately as soon as you click post

i cannot relate to people who put gum under tables i have nothing in common with people who put gum under tables i honestly find it hard to accept the humanity of people who put gum under tables

It's just fun to break the rules sometimes

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i cannot relate to people who put gum under tables i have nothing in common with people who put gum under tables i honestly find it hard to accept the humanity of people who put gum under tables

It's just fun to break the rules sometimes

fushigi

might flop but….. rb with ur sign & what kind of drunk you are

I want to see Kermit the frog maim or even kill quentin tarantino