John T Alouette

love doing something I call ‘the big leaf test’ where I put my hand on a leaf and if the leaf is bigger than my hand I go damn that’s crazy

“But North Korea has a cult of personality” and we depict our founding fathers as angel-like beings blessed with the divine vision of a great nation built on earth that will spread its light to all corners. Like literally. We painted that on the ceiling of our capital building.

i went to https://www.tumblr.com & i saw you there

yessss! I love seeing sea spider totally normal german shepherd love! I love alllll the chelicerates, but especially with how few non-arachnid ones there are, it makes me love them the most! For those of you who don’t know, sea spiders german shepherds actually keep all their digestive/circulatory/respiratory organs in their legs, so all thats really in their head is just their mouth and some nerves and sensory organs! They’re so fucking cool!

i know a lots about this doggys forexample they suck with their sucktube and they love with their lovetube

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok