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Apparently some people need this lesson
If you somehow think it might be a fun idea to write a fic set in the 1830s American south in which Zayn is âan aloof mulatto slaveâ who is completely wrong and misguided to mistrust plantation-ownerâs-son Harry:
DONâT. DO NOT DO THAT. THAT IS A TERRIBLE, RACIST IDEA. DO NOT POST THAT SHIT ONLINE. DO NOT EXPOSE ANYONE ELSE TO IT. BURN IT AND SALT THE EARTH.
Right before you do this? DON'T DO THIS. In the moments before you do this? Don't do it. Before you hit post, DO NOT EVER DO THIS.
Do
Not
Do
This.
Not ever.
bisexual people arenât more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
Ellen answers this question quite nicely.

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comedy gold
it just keeps getting better
Owl you can fly
but he canât knot.
Elle Woods was hollering back before the movement. This is why i love this movie. Itâs so progressive. Elle is a femme feminist who comes by it the hard way. She doesnât change for the bookish people, the elitists, or for the feminists. She just does what she needs to do, and what she wants, even when at first it was chasing a boy. Then the movie drops the romance. IT DROPS THE ROMANCE. chick flicks donât do that. Emmett asking her out is a footnote at the very end. And this whole time, she is classy, and lady like, and has pride in herself and her work. Sheâll go to a costume party as a playboy bunny, but like hell will she sleep with her professor for an internship. Elle is my feminist role model
Elle Woods 4ever
I remember listening to my DAD defend Legally Blonde. An uncle was saying âOh look, itâs that stupid movie again.â as he flipped through the channels. My dad responded with âOh yeah, that movie where the blonde girl with great grades works really hard to get into pre-law, studies hard and proves herself to her peers and bosses while maintaining her integrity and not sleeping with her boss? What a terrible message to send girls.â
Also, I love this movie because Reese Witherspoon.Â
And donât forget that she has serious female friends and wins the case by way of her specialist knowledge of so-called âfeminine thingsâ that no one else takes seriously enough to even bother with.
The movie also passes the Bechdel test.
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unnecessary love triangles
#literally all dystopian novels #fewer love triangles #more threesomes#also why is it always two boys and one girl #how about two girls and one boy#how about three girls #how about three boys #letâs mix it up a bit people #câmon {x}
Opening monologue from Richard III in original Shakespearean pronunciation.
Enter GLOUCESTER, solus
GLOUCESTER
Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious summer by this sun of York; And all the clouds that lourâd upon our house In the deep bosom of the ocean buried. Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths; Our bruised arms hung up for monuments; Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings, Our dreadful marches to delightful measures. Grim-visaged war hath smoothâd his wrinkled front; And now, instead of mounting barded steeds To fright the souls of fearful adversaries, He capers nimbly in a ladyâs chamber To the lascivious pleasing of a lute. But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks, Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass; I, that am rudely stampâd, and want loveâs majesty To strut before a wanton ambling nymph; I, that am curtailâd of this fair proportion, Cheated of feature by dissembling nature, Deformed, unfinishâd, sent before my time Into this breathing world, scarce half made up, And that so lamely and unfashionable That dogs bark at me as I halt by them; Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace, Have no delight to pass away the time, Unless to spy my shadow in the sun And descant on mine own deformity: And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover, To entertain these fair well-spoken days, I am determined to prove a villain And hate the idle pleasures of these days.
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(Sorry for my language geekery. And for the shameless Tudor propaganda.;))
Am I crazy or does this sound vaguely Irish? I couldnât help thinking of this.
okay this is really cool, but ever since they found Richard III buried beneath a parking lot, I canât think about that opening line without remembering this text post from tumblr user schmergo:
"Guys, if the groundhog saw his shadow and Richard III was discovered a few days later, does that mean that the winter of our discontent has officially been made glorious summer by the son of York?"
BRAZEN WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THIS.

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Chimamamda Ngozi Adiche, We Should All Be Feminists
Chicken! and Dumplings!
  Chicken!
2-4 chicken breasts, frozen are fine
1 can cream of chicken soup
2-4 cups chicken stock, boxed is fine
Salt & pepper to taste
1 tbsp minced garlic or ½ tbsp. garlic powder
½ tbsp. garlic powder
1 tsp basil, dried or fresh
1 tsp parsley, dried or fresh
 (feel free to use other herbs and spices. This is just what I like, but lots of other things would be outstanding in here as well.)Â
Put all of these goodies in a crock pot. Turn it up to high. Go read some fic. I suggest:
Remember When We Never Faded, by Giselleslash
http://archiveofourown.org/works/937771
Five or six hours later, pull the chicken out of the crock pot and shred it with two forks. Toss it back into the crock pot. Mmm, smells so good. Get a taste of it. Go on, you know you're going to. Nom nom, am I right?Â
Dumplings!
1 ½ cup flour
½ tsp baking soda
½ tsp salt
1 tbsp dried parsley
6 tbsp melted butter
½ cup milk
In another bowl, mix all the dry goodies. Mix the butter and milk. And now the tricky partâpour the milk and butter INTO the dry ingredients. Stir those juuuust until theyâre mixed up. Then take the lid off the crock pot, take a clean spoon, drop the dumpling mixture by small spoonfuls into the soupy chicken deliciousness. Cover. Cook for 25-30 minutes.
Serve with a smile and say âMy friend Jennifer taught me to make this.â
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Alternate halfway homemade version:
Take a can of refrigerated biscuit dough, tear into pieces, throw into crock pot on top of shredded chicken. Cook that for an hour. Serve it up all nice and charming and bring me a beer, people, Iâm fucking exhausted from educating you lot.Â
âIf you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.â â Margaret Thatcher
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Algebra
Harry Potter and the Philosopherâs Theorem
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Analysis
Harry Potter and the Order of Operations
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Statistician
Harry Potter and the Deathly Algorithms
OH MY FUCKING GOD
AND THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS
Iâm in Dumbledores math clubâŚ
More like Harry Hypotternuse.
Youâre a mathemagician, Harry.
OMG THIS POST FTW

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TEEN WOLF FALL HARVEST EXCHANGE FEST
This is an anonymous exchange fest for Teen Wolf fandom writers and artists. All pairings and ratings are welcome! Â Sign-Ups open Sunday, September 1st.
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