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#hannibal #ha

jewish-joy

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

#lmaooo #ha

tarragonthedragon

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

#ha

that-house

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

#me #sometimes

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scribefindegil

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

#yup #please do so #my room is a mess of open boxes a #and scattered clothes and I have negative motivation to unpack and organize it #me

whaile

late summer / early fall thoughts

#yup #art

sufjansjoy

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

sufjansjoy

wow

#ha

finrays

Thinking about it, I’m pretty sure my ancestors would be horrified with me.

Not because I’m lazy or unworthy or anything like that…

…but because one of my distant uncles was among the eight survivors of the Essex, the ship that inspired the ending of Moby Dick and sank after being rammed by a whale, and what do I fuckin do after my bloodline has this Ordeal at Sea?

I get a fuckin degree in Marine Science and go back the fuck out there.

retroactivebakeries

#op its your job to kill that whale

gaygalaxys

#ha

tiffbaxter

🧡Sweet mother, I cannot weave…🧡 My full drawing of Anglo-Saxon era lesbians for We've Always Been Here artbook along with a look at the progress. (Digital sketch & pencil drawing)

#art #Yes

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thelockedcircle

quick comic practice using my favourite moment from @happyholigayss 's anyone but you

#harry potter #fanfics

leonordchoem

im singehandedly repairing jewish-goyische relations through my outreach with my facebook friends

aerialsquid

I briefly forgot there were normal humans named Elijah and wondered why this person thought they were getting messages from Actual Prophet and Messiah-Herald Elijah the Tishbite.

findingfeather

….yeah me too.

lireavue

Me three.

star-anise

Imagine getting visions of someone else’s holy prophet and having to text your friends like “….what am I supposed to do with that?”

library-graffiti

I have not laughed that hard in so long I literally cannot remember when.

#ha #same #elijah the prophet? is that you ??

josilverdragon

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

#yup #insp

britishmuffin

@zukkaweek Day 3, Wednesday 19th November - Battle Scars

Important to routinely admire your husband’s battle scars~

★ patreon || website || bluesky ★

#avatar the last airbender

kudriaken

Festival speedpaint study.

#art

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pmamtraveller

by Jessica Cioffi

#art

cheddar-baby

The worlds hungriest animal

#birbs #vids

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