I'm not really a party person.

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labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

in what scientists are called “unprecedented” I just did laundry and then folded it and put it all the way on the same day.

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for