what do you mean i have to wait a whole year to retake that class should i fail my one attempt at taking the exam??

yeah so we actually broke up,, turns out he was in fact my enemy

the bittersweet relief of knowing it’s your last family holiday

|narrator voice] t‘was in fact not her last family holiday.

fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule

What is it about laying on the floor when you're overwhelmed that makes everything feel so much better?

When God has ceased to answer your prayers, it feels good to distance yourself from Heaven.

Adding this to my list of incredibly raw fucking lines gifted from the impossible wonder that is tumblr

"How many fics are in your ao3 history" this and "what's your most read fic" that. Listen. Listen to me. I don't go into my ao3 history. Whatever is there is between the archive and god and it is quite frankly none of my business what past me decided to open.

Oscar Piastri has the chance to do the funniest thing ever (win a race before Lando Norris).