*VIBE CHECK*

He’s my favourite turtle that’s why!

When I'm in a "I wish we were childhood friends" competition and my opponents are twenty one pilots. Stressed out music video where they dress up as kids to reflect simpler times and go play at each others houses. Christmas saves the year cover where they bashed their childhood photos together to make it look like they've always known each other and were at one point opening presents together. Childhood videos playing at the 2026 AMAs while singing a song about how history and actions are traceable and the desire to be seen and known so thoroughly that a call for help will always be met with being found against all odds. I'm losing. Everyone is losing. They're doing it like no one else. These guys met in their early 20s btw.

it’s a silly trope that peter’s fave hero is iron man in the MCU but I do quite enjoy when people say its bruce… little Peter parker printing out big fancy science papers and studying all the words so he can try and understand them..: Peter being star struck at Bruce and him being like “oh yeah sorry hulk can’t come out rn” and Peter being like “oh no sir I meant I was glad to meet YOU really like, your papers on blah blah blah are so—“ and bruce obv is like wow ok yeah. fifteen year old understands my highly scientific theses on gamma radiation. sure. and Tony doesn’t get jealous bc he’s just as in awe of this kid and he’s pleased someone else can be in awe With Him. also he loves Bruce so it makes him happy when other people appreciate that little nerd

Years of high fiving the audience has toughened me. None of this limp shit