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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

I like characters who are women and they suck and are bad people. Bonus points if she never really faces consequences.

you'll spend so long in deep discussions of gender online and then go talk to someone in your real life family and find out they still havent gotten past "women can be good at things" and its like oh okay jesus christ i forgot some people are still on the baby steps huh

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again