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tiramisu

toger we can achieve anything

i wish swimming was something you could do alone in your bedroom.

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

had a bumper sticker vision earlier while i was at work let me go mock it up for you all

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

step 1: mitosis

guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent

lalala world so beautiful advertisements so extinct (opens website on mobile)AAAAAH!!!!!!! OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!