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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I don't know how to use tumblr apparently but here is chapter 14 of my smutty rivalshipping Yugioh longfic. Take a gander!

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seto kaiba is a special level of fucked up what do you mean there is this child version of you in your head that splits off you whenever you are too distressed n experiences all the emotional turmoil FOR you while you get to watch it all happen as a sort of bystander because thatâs how disconnected you feel from yourself
Slightly elaborating because Iâve been thinking more about it
humans werenât made to deal with a constant barrage of negative emotions- like stress, grief etc. the more you get exposed to them on the regular the more desensitized you become. You may stop having an emotional response to these events in order for your mind to protect you, which I imagine could be especially influential for a young child
Seto kaiba, after clearing his mind for the first time after the mind crush is not made to deal with these types of emotions. He quite literally canât process the thought of Mokuba possibly dying properly, so instead his brain recalls on his younger self from years ago as the last time Seto experienced the impact of a traumatizing event to its fullest extent
(forcibly ripping that part out of Seto and letting it exist as its own entity bc itâs something heâs become so alienated from, he can no longer recognize it as part of his current identity)
The Spectral Titans, by Anthony Machuca
glamour
do it grieving
do it while the ground falls out from under you; do it while everything you loved goes up in smoke; do it while the dream of your future is still burning embers around you; build anew on the hot ashes of everything you worked for; keep going, keep loving, keep living, even as all you want is to turn back (there is no turning back; it is gone already); do it through grief, which feels like fear in the body
do it grieving
The tag I have seen most often on this post is "I needed to hear this," and I am so, so grateful to have said something that was needed. These words came out of the depths of my own grief, and I am so grateful to have made this small connection with others in the midst of it. Grief is isolating and indescribable, but none of us are alone.
That said, these tags were what I needed to hear:
we're all gonna make it
it's okay if you can't see how yet. you don't have to believe in better. for now it is enough to just keep going, and eventually the path will emerge. you are not alone. you are not lost in the woods forever. keep going. I love you.

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Ao3 version that lets you open the 'director's cut' where I, the author, explain every detail in excruciating detail to you and what it is in reference to.
#itâs called sending me an ask and I tell you way more info than you actually wanted @newbromantics
internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you donât get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
#iâd illegally download you all
reblog if youâd illegally download your followers
Data centers have a very limited lifespan but their consequences will be felt for generations.

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i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.
well damn . egg on my face
THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself
I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.
I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.
I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.
29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)
but I did the in person practical shit at school.
the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.
so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.
Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.
I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks
Lemme get a little sippy
i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl
iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway
I started thinking about that one post about how from dogs POV humans are beings that live like 500+ years (because I was petting my dog and I was looking at her like âthirty thousand years of cooperation have led to this. our species have spent 30k years building up to the point where you, child of wolf, descendant of noble hunters and wild things, Â would come all the way out of the office and come sit with me in the hopes of letting a souped up monkey rub its paws on youâ)
and then I thought about what it must have been like for the first humans to let a fucking wolf, maybe only a few generations from the wild, behold their infant child. Like man can u believe that? Maybe this alliance is only a few years old and sure youâve seen the wolfâs kids but now youâve got one of your own. And even though youâve seen this wolf tear out the throats of creatures that could kill you, this wolf is your family. This wolf is your friend, you love them and they love you and you gotta show âem the new kid, look, friend, I had a child. I know you are wild and dangerous, but look at this, my most precious thing, sniff him, give him a lil lick, his children and your children will be bound together for thirty thousand fucking years because I love you
Thereâs a set of  preserved footprints from 30k years ago that is a young child and a wolf standing side by side can you fucking imagine? Maybe the kidâs mom was like âhey go get some water from the stream, but take the wolf with you. I trust him, he will protect you.â
the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists
we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting
IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly
Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.
CAST NOW!!!
CAST MORE

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hey.
take care of yourself.
i'm proud of all of us who are trying, tbh
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