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@wafflehousecoffee absolute golden tags
I think it would be cool to see a Jewish redeemed villain character where part of their redemption is asking for forgiveness on Yom Kippur
So I’m nearly done with my unit of hospital chaplaincy, and I’ve spent the summer doing really really important work with folks of many different faith backgrounds.
Unfortunately, I was doing this work with non-Jewish chaplains who spent the summer trying to ensure I was no longer Jewish. I’ve had comparisons thrown at me, implications, subtle hints, all the way to blatant evangelizing and proselytizing. Tomorrow is my last day at the hospital, and TODAY I was given a book from a chaplain as a goodbye present entitled “shalom in psalms: a devotional from the Jewish heart of the Christian faith” a prayer book and psalm translation written by, you guessed it, “messianics.” It’s ALL about trying to get jews to accept Jesus. This was accompanied by a letter urging me to accept Jesus!
Apart from the fact that I’m literally a rabbinical student, apart from the fact that I spent all summer trying to work with these people and display my faith and meet them at a workable middle ground, despite the fact that I have no interest in assimilation let alone anything else. All of those things are trivial compared to the truth. Proselytizing is a method of destroying Jewish life. It’s an act of violence and I am simply so tired of it.
I would have thrown that thing away in front of their face
learning so much right now
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adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out
okay done 👍 why am i hurts
Because of this post whenever I notice I’m mindlessly scrollling through social media instead of important things like eating I think the words “The App” repeatedly untill I close it
TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”
via reddit.com
so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”
that’s…a pretty good analogy actually
US moron came to town
Hunting for some coochie
Wrote a G up on his belt
And this bitch called it Gucci
Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America
people from this country are so slay and amazing and sexy fr
glad this resonated with all of the freaks i love you
Before this catches on with miserable adult babies reblogging to only add “KILL IT WITH FIRE” or some other idiotic, unfunny meme:
This is a mature female spider of the Nephila genus. I’m not sure the exact species, but members of this genus are also known as “golden silk orb weavers.” Their yellow-orange silk can be used to make golden cloth, like in this tapestry.
The bite of a Nephila isn’t serious. Wikipedia describes the worst case scenario - localized pain or a more severe allergic reaction - but most bitten will only experience a little itching. Like any spider, they only bite in self defense or when forcibly pressed against skin, and these big females are especially docile. I’ve held a related species on two occasions, they don’t scare very easily.
They’re so laid back, in fact, and so insistent on remaining in the same web, that these are the spiders some cultures have used as mosquito guards, deliberately setting them up to spin webs in open windows or over the top of a baby’s crib.
You can trust spiders with babies. Don’t be an asshat about your phobia plz. (By which I mean it’s perfectly okay to have a phobia and be afraid, but you don’t need to hate all spiders and wish they were all dead they didn’t do anything but get born spiders)
Its beautiful!

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My Neighbor Totoro - Fan art by Julia Tveritina
Princess Mononoke - Fan art by Julia Tveritina
what am I supposed to do in a club. I go in them often but never know what to do, it ends up being extremely confusing. What do people do in them??
you may not have the clubber's temperament. perhaps your place is on the battlefield
Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is
Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.
His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.
gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther
#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"
tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc.
wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades
Sorry it’s what to elves
So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth). But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven. To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk. So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.
This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.
Legolas said fuck the horizon
God I fucking love high fantasy

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No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.
You can fix some of it though! By going to bed.
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