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being cosmically "insignificant" doesnt even matter like its not important......... like literally lets enjoy a strawberry

being cosmically insignificant is literally SO good it's like being a nepo hire in a fake position in charge of nothing like u can literally just enjoy a strawberry

If those eye colour change operations were affordable, reliable, safe and could Actually Do That, I'd get a solid black inner ring on my irises that'd make my eyes look permanently slightly dillated. I have no idea what I would actually achieve by doing this.

You would look permanently kind of high

New today in "social etiquette violations I didn't consider possible": Taking five in a public washroom when some motherfucker walked in with their phone in hand watching videos on full volume. Proceeded to do their thing while still watching the video. I went "Bruh," to no response. They then completed their mission and left. Video still going. And only briefly rinsed one hand. No soap

When you hear the news that there is a growing life expectancy gap between republicans and democrats partially because of the right-wing anti-science conspiracies that have taken hold (especially after COVID) you’re like “Lol. They owned the libs so hard they died.” and then you remember these are the same people having 6+ kids to populate the polls with their white Christian children and medically neglecting them. Then you squint at the data and realize it is not measuring voter data and life expectancy but life expectancy in red areas vs. blue areas and you realize that voter suppression, corruption, racism and poverty is actually killing the people in these places faster than the national average, not their own reactionary views. And you’re so angry it’s being presented like it’s their fault they’re dying.

^the transmisogynistic upstairs neighbour stomping around like it's saying anything new or useful

Sounds like you're feeling threatened by the existence of other queer people outside of your own identity or who blur the lines of labels you claim for yourself. You should examine that insecurity with trusted loved ones instead of taking it out on internet strangers.

Reblogging for those of you who think Africa is only what the media and movies portrays it to be

This fucks me up because it’s scary to think that we can be showed something all our lives and not even know it’s a lie

And that my friend is the power of propaganda, indoctrination, and media

Are these pictures of South Africa or of Africa as a whole? 

I bet most Americans who think that African countries are just completely poverty stricken have no idea what the US looks like in its poorest areas, not everywhere in the US is nice suburbs or unrealistically large apartments on tv

Do you see the world as it is, or as someone told you it is?

This photoset proves you can make anywhere look great or terrible. It’s all framing and more people should know about that

Worth a reblog. I don’t think the US version was on there when I first reblogged.

also also, the racism of saying “oh they build with sticks and mud” like we don’t do the same thing. Stick-built is a fucking category of Victorian house! Stucco is just mud! Plaster is just mud! Adobe is just mud! Clay is just mud! EVERYONE builds with sticks and mud! It’s very telling that people only use words like “sticks” and “mud” when they’re being insulting. Buddy I live in a house made of sticks and mud too.

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I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

Ronald Reagan is also the reason we have the modern credit scoring system.

So much of our downfall is due to Reagan 💀

I was in the bathroom of the White House chomping down on those solar panels like a woodchuck just by the way

Mercenaries at the tavern are always laughing at me saying "He hasn't the stones!" and I know they mean balls but sometimes I feel like they mean the powerful elfstones that can grant any wish. And it's like well nobody has those

I've just received some distressing news

I am making a nonsense bullshit pie. Just random shit from the freezer and the pantry on an improvised butter crust. It looks like horse vomit. I know horses don't vomit, but if something was actually vile enough to make them do that, it would look like this pie. We'll see if it'll look better once it's done baking.

I have successfully made an irl version of the comically gross green stink lines -having school lunch mush from 90s cartoon. We'll see if it'll taste better than it looks.

Why have you done this

food

Ok, allow me to rephrase: why have you done this instead of using your random ingredients to create food that doesn't curdle milk and crack mirrors by its mere presence

I'm gonna be honest 'cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas' always annoys me a bit because it's a funny post but also No They Weren't. They were an itinerant pastoralist class common in Meiji-era Texas. And indeed the wider western region of post-Risorgimento America

every so often i remember how awesome the modern interconnected multicultural world is. i grew up getting to hear fairy tales from all over the world. africa, asia, europe, america. everywhere in between. i can have bagels for breakfast, curry for lunch, and ramen for dinner without even leaving the city limits. music and art and philosophy and technology that originated thousands of miles and years apart from eachother have come together and interwoven into something greater than the sum of its parts. its hard not fall into despair when thinking about the horrors but god. god the wonders.

you can have friends on the other side of the planet! neither of you even has to travel!!!!! you can just talk to them whenever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am making a nonsense bullshit pie. Just random shit from the freezer and the pantry on an improvised butter crust. It looks like horse vomit. I know horses don't vomit, but if something was actually vile enough to make them do that, it would look like this pie. We'll see if it'll look better once it's done baking.

I have successfully made an irl version of the comically gross green stink lines -having school lunch mush from 90s cartoon. We'll see if it'll taste better than it looks.

Why have you done this

food

Ok, allow me to rephrase: why have you done this instead of using your random ingredients to create food that doesn't curdle milk and crack mirrors by its mere presence