:)

What do they put in turtlenecks that makes them feel so slutty despite covering as much of your skin as possible

Who is Qifrey

Yeah that's a slut in a turtleneck

Curious why some of the first images to show up were manga panels where he's like coughing and spluttering injured on the ground ? Is he always doing this

@encryptidarchivist

the thing about capitalism is that at a certain point a product reaches its maximum audience and cant really be improved (at least not while remaining profitable), but capitalism requires a product provide infinite growth, and at that point the only way to increase profits is to raise prices, cut corners, and in the case of services start adding advertisements. this is just how the system works.

@isuggesteatingtherich any suggestions

i have a suggestion

Listening to a podcast and heard one of the hosts say “It’s not so much that I’m against religion, just organized religion” which is one of those stock expressions that makes steam come out of my ears every time. Religion is inherently organized! All belief systems are organized! We accept and in fact desire forms of division and hierarchy in a variety of domains of life! If what you mean is “I am uncomfortable with forms of religious observation that are not secularized and modern enough for my own personal tastes,” just say that!

its so awesome that you can straight up write fanfiction in your head to help yourself fall asleep and it doesnt even have to be good or something anyone would ever want to read. even yourself

friends? lovers? qpr? i don’t know they’re cosmically intertwined okay. that’s my answer

Huge props to Secondhand Lions for taking the coming of age story that goes “you’ve got to grow up and learn to separate fiction (amazing cool great) from Reality (dull boring awful not great)” and going instead you’ve got to learn that sometimes what you think is fiction is Reality

You’ve got to learn not to dismiss Reality (amazing strange wonderful) as fiction and not to accept fiction (dull banal bad) as Reality!!!

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

imagine if the toxic waste candy was revealed to be toxic and the company went "we told you so lol"

me: *Closes three tabs of Wikipedia and nine of Mirriam-Webster* i can finally finish writing that tumblr post

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

[ID: art of a young Black girl with braided hair with beads on them worn in the style described above, so that the beads on her braids look like pencils. She is wearing a grey dress with yellow shirt underneath, and looks adorable. End ID.]

op u live up to ur username

That has got to be the funniest way to describe being a stepparent

[Image ID: a screenshot of tumblr tags which read: “#6 year old suggests the child was born the very same year that the original post was made / #and i find that VERY funny”. /.End ID]

[Image ID: a simple, digitally drawn, two frame comic. the first frame shows a person from the chest up, with the words "the character TM" on their chest. they are smiling as they say: "I have little to no desire for a romantic relationship or dating in general." in the second frame, two speech bubbles appear from off-screen, reading: "OMG! they're ace!" and "ace rep!". The character TM has an strained smile on their face and is sweating, saying: "i did not say that." there is a faded version of the aromantic pride flag over the character. /.End ID]

I love when Arabic loanwords get incorporated into other languages and they keep the al- suffix. I'm studying the gebra. It's a real the batross around my neck.

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

the fact that 8pm is only 3 hours after 5pm is fucking insane. we have to do something about this.