Jade

if any of you fuckers put that new Harry Potter show on my dash I am blocking your ass

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

"I'm helping!"

i don't say this very often so you can trust me when i say for the love of god please unmute

Audio description: Very loud trilling purrring.

Very important kitty noises

I think your cat is probably a dove

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

Maybe quantum physics is different in a universe where a mob boss built a working supercollider that could create portals to other worlds in 2018