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my 20 favourite pictures from the 2026 World Sports Photography Awards

things could be worse. a player you like could be traded for a used team bus

chabby gets the c -> longest serving sen and heartbeat of the team. deserve. morally just. everyone involved will get reincarnated as a lotus flower

nobody gets the c -> tim and jake split the A between road/home. onesided psychosexual mindgames intensified

g gets the c -> why would u do this? he would say no but if we for a moment imagined he wouldn't. this would be so fucking funny. what are the chances he'd just retire mid season when they get too much

jake gets the c -> chabby snub would be hard to navigate I think but jake Would Take On The Responsibility. He Would Lead The Men.

tim gets the c -> every ref retires in advance just to get out of arguing. habs games just got 100 times worse and meanwhile tim is starting to get weirdly charged symbolic dreams about snakes that surely mean nothing

shane gets the c -> this is starting to really stretch the suspension of disbelief. uhhhhh.... everyone gets together to braid fuckass leather bracelets as a bonding activity idk

ridly gets the c -> the city of ottawa swears eternal fealty and we all start campaigning for his next lady byng immediately. Toronto in shambles

zub gets the c -> the national anthem before every game gets replaced with lyndon slewidge holding the oo of zuuuuuub for 3 minutes with perfect tremolo

linus gets the c -> goalies don't do captaincies but if they Did morale would improve massively just saying. who cares about "impracticalities" like "talking to the refs" etc. fuck u he is perfect