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When it’s WIP Wednesday and there’s finally something worth posting for your WIP (below the cut)
Continuing down the WIP list with SingleDad!Will AU bullet points:
The main part of the AU is going to be set in the 2029-30 season.
Will is obviously a girl dad to a sweet, energetic kiddo who loves pink and princesses and dinosaurs and hockey.
Will is not in the NHL & ultimately graduated from BC with his comms degree + has just relocated to San Jose to work for the Sharks’ front office PR team.
Mack, of course, is still Mack and went to BU for a season before going to the Sharks.
Without Will as his telepathic line mate, Mack is still a standout player, but his milestones may take slightly longer to achieve (the most notable one is that it takes him three seasons to break the Sharks point record, not two, but he does break the 100 point mark in his second season).
The other consequence of a no-Smitty Sharks roster is that it takes slightly longer to be playoffs contenders (they don’t make it in until 2028-29 & exit the first round in game 7) rather than clinging to a spot until the 2025-26 season is almost done.
Eky/Mack/Graf are the most frequent fliers on top line for this fictional iteration of the Sharks.
Greky and Samisa are kind of tied for the most popular Sharks fan ships in this AU, although Mack is the most frequently shipped member of the roster, period (likely because he’s the only one who hasn’t publicly been in a relationship lasting more than two or three months since he joined the team).
I have the basis of a meet-cute set in my head, it’s the everything after that’s a little fuzzier.
unreasonably funny graphic to convey this news
Ford Bronco shooting Will with rainbows in the sky 🤝 AirBNB deliberately leaving Mack’s stick riding celly in
“Hint hint wink wink nudge nudge” from the marketing directors, the social media teams, and God himself (if he’s real)

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Me, making the guy nicknamed Gay Parole the only straight dude under the age of 25 in Please, Please, Please:
happy pride month
"no means no" chant begins in raleigh after carter hart plays the puck
prev -- I appreciate your tags; these are also things I was thinking about when I saw canes fans talking about what to chant at Hart, and I do agree on the signs/jokes about "how does it feel" etc. being gross.
on the chant, specifically, though: the conclusion I ultimately came to was that it's already been trivialized and normalized. we've now had months of national broadcasts praising Hart relentlessly, framing him as a redemption arc; and months of vegas silencing and preventing any press from even asking questions.
obviously, chants are not where this should stop, but hockey media has done eveyrthing it can to prevent the conversation. and it was very moving to me now, during the most watched games of the year -- the literal finals -- every person watching that broadcast (and all those coward announcers) could clearly hear the crowd chanting the most well known anti-rape slogan there is.
So even if not everyone is chanting with proper motives, it still forces it out of the darkness, and it is also a sign to those few in hockey media who have challenged the narrative that despite how few of them there are, there is a much larger group in the fanbase that still gives a shit and appreciates their continued stand.
Thanks for tuning in tonight, y’all - and for those of y’all who don’t pay close attention to the team, know that while our Canes aren’t perfect, they do their best to play that swarming offense and two-way defense, which makes them fun to root for most of the time.
(That said, get your blood pressure checked before period 2 of every game because the Cardiac Canes experience is a trip, just hopefully not to your nearest emergency department)
you know what it was a close game like we fell apart but it was nowhere NEAR as bad as our first game against the habs. believe y'all. we knew we weren't sweeping v*gas but it can literally only go up from here (<- girl who BELIEVES)
Also for making it this far for the first time in 20 YEARS this roster is already badass as hell 🫶🫶🫶

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remember guys we use REGULAR blowup tactics on V*gas, nukes is how we get Fallout
who wants to make a CH effigy for no particular reason
man the cardiac canes sure are cardiac-ing tonight
ok fuck this, if this is 31 nhl fanbases vs vegas then it should also be 31 nhl teams vs vegas
fuck it swap PK in for a defender without telling anyone and let him beat the daylights out of the Kn*ghts

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So anyway we’re throwing the H*rtl shark carcass in the trash where he belongs—
Making Jarvy sad is a crime punishable by death, does CH know that?